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Pittsburgh First Baseman Won't Face Charges for Hitting Sausage Mascot
Associated Press ^ | Jul 10, 2003 | Juliet Williams

Posted on 07/10/2003 6:22:43 PM PDT by Pharmboy

MILWAUKEE (AP) - Pittsburgh Pirates first baseman Randall Simon got a grilling from prosecutors and was let off with a $432 fine Thursday after bopping a woman dressed as a giant sausage with his bat. Simon was cited by the sheriff's department for disorderly conduct and fined for a swing that got more attention than any other around the majors Wednesday night.

Simon said he did not deliberately try to knock down the woman, who tumbled to the ground and suffered only a few scrapes during the popular costume race at Milwaukee Brewers games.

"That wasn't my intention in my heart for that to happen," Simon said before Thursday's game. "I was just trying to get a tap at the costume and for her to finish the race."

The 18-year-old woman, Mandy Block, was among four people dressed as an oversized bratwurst, a hot dog and Italian and Polish sausages racing past the Pirates' dugout.

Simon took a half swing at Block, dressed as the Italian sausage, hitting her from behind. When she fell, she knocked over the woman dressed as the hot dog. The two women scraped their knees.

Simon was arrested and booked for misdemeanor battery, and told to show up at the district attorney's office. After Simon and one of the women met with prosecutors Thursday, Deputy District Attorney Jon Reddin said the two women did not think Simon meant to hurt them and "were not interested in having him charged criminally."

"It just seems ridiculous," Block told WTMJ-TV of Milwaukee. "It's like a big sausage getting hit by a bat causes all this controversy. It just seems kind of funny to me.

"It wasn't that big of a blow," Block said. "I think just because I'm so small and it's such a big costume that I tumbled."

Simon, who had said he hoped to apologize to Block before leaving Milwaukee, gave the Brewers two autographed bats for both women who fell.

He said he was just playing around.

"I thought at the moment they were trying to play with us. They were running right next to the players," he said. "I'm a fun player, and I've never hurt anyone in my life."

After the incident, Simon drew boos when he was used as a pinch-hitter in the seventh inning. He grounded out in the only playing time he saw.

The Pirates issued a statement saying they do not condone Simon's behavior and will address the issue internally. Simon was not in the starting lineup Thursday.

Rick Schlesinger, Brewers executive vice president for business operations, said Simon's conduct was unjustified.

"This is one of the most outrageous things I've ever seen inside a ballpark or outside a ballpark," he said. "It sickened me to see it."

On Thursday, four new people were inside the costumes, and Pirates players moved into the dugout and away from the field during the race.

"They're rounding the Pirates dugout - they've made it safely," said Robb Edwards, the Brewers announcer, to the wild cheers of fans on their feet.

Fittingly, the Italian sausage won.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: assault; baseball; bigweenie; chokethesdchicken; costume; doublesecretprobatn; go4thekneesnexttime; goodsummerfun; hilarious; izzystillstinks; justaprank; nojustice; overblown; whopdaphillyphanatic
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Go Italian Sausage (with peppers and onions, I hope)!
1 posted on 07/10/2003 6:22:44 PM PDT by Pharmboy
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2 posted on 07/10/2003 6:23:54 PM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: Pharmboy
The two women scraped their knees

Isn't that six months picking peas?

3 posted on 07/10/2003 6:31:34 PM PDT by razorback-bert (White Devils for Al-Sharpton 2004... Texas Chapter)
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To: Pharmboy
My God! The windshield murderer gets 50 years and this cretin is getting off scott free!
4 posted on 07/10/2003 6:37:16 PM PDT by Az Joe
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Perhaps if he had swung a foam bat at the sausage girl and she knew it was coming, it might have been more humorous.

Regardless of sausage girl's comments, his explanation seem as weak as the fine he was charged.

5 posted on 07/10/2003 6:39:52 PM PDT by uvular
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To: uvular
If this had happened in San Diego, he could have choked the chicken.

Instead he slammed the salami.
6 posted on 07/10/2003 6:47:46 PM PDT by Numbers Guy
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To: uvular
I saw the video of the incident in question, this was after hearing about it. Listening to the radio versions, it sounded like he did some real damage.

After seeing the video, he barely tapped the 'Brat - like enough to knock her off balance.

non-issue, to me, anyway.

Are you a lawyer, by chance?

LVM

7 posted on 07/10/2003 6:50:09 PM PDT by LasVegasMac
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To: Numbers Guy
My sister once whacked a sausage.
8 posted on 07/10/2003 6:54:09 PM PDT by Mushinronshasan
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To: Pharmboy
Baseball at its wurst.
9 posted on 07/10/2003 6:58:55 PM PDT by hemogoblin (The man with a full stomach has many problems; the man with an empty stomach has only one.)
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To: Pharmboy
This is an offal precedent.
10 posted on 07/10/2003 7:02:18 PM PDT by Loyalist (When she gets back from Vancouver....)
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To: LasVegasMac
Heck no, I'm not a lawyer! I just don't like seeing pro baseball players weilding bats at sausages! Re-read his lame excuse for doing it in the first place; it doesn't make sense.

I don't want to throw the book at the guy, but shame on him for how and his excuse why he did it.

11 posted on 07/10/2003 7:02:50 PM PDT by uvular
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Sounds more like a Monty Python sketch than a baseball game.
12 posted on 07/10/2003 7:12:53 PM PDT by nonliberal (How's my Freeping? Dial 1-800-555-5555)
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To: Pharmboy
Not a pig in a poke, but a poked pig
I never sausage an awful scene!
13 posted on 07/10/2003 7:15:04 PM PDT by cowtowney
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To: Pharmboy
I heard they charged him with battery.
WAAHAHAHAHAH!
14 posted on 07/10/2003 7:21:25 PM PDT by whipitgood (are you ready to act?)
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To: Pharmboy; martin_fierro; xsmommy
"It wasn't that big of a blow," Block said. "I think just because I'm so small and it's such a big costume that I tumbled."

Kudos to Mandy Block for graciously keeping this incident in it's proper perspective.
Simon's senseless act was nothing more than adolescent horseplay that backfired.
Thank-goodness nobody was seriously hurt, and let's hope that Simon has learned enough from this incident to realize that he owes the young lady something more than just a public apology.

15 posted on 07/10/2003 7:31:41 PM PDT by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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weilding bats

That is kind of the point I'm making - he did not "weild" the bat.

He was trying to have some fun, sophmoric type, but he meant no harm to the unsuspecting 'Brat.

Hell, if I was a pro player looking at what, 150 - 160 games, I'd be doing stupid stuff to.

There was no intent to do harm.

LVM

16 posted on 07/10/2003 7:41:58 PM PDT by LasVegasMac
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To: Numbers Guy
Excellent.
17 posted on 07/10/2003 7:51:32 PM PDT by Pharmboy (Dems lie 'cause they have to...)
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To: Pharmboy
Schlesinger: "This is one of the most outrageous things I've ever seen inside a ballpark or outside a ballpark," he said. "It sickened me to see it."



Three words, Mr. Schesinger: "Lighten up, Francis!"
18 posted on 07/10/2003 7:55:58 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?)
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To: nonliberal
It struck me as it did you...in order to make something like this up, we must channel the Monty Python crew.
19 posted on 07/10/2003 7:56:23 PM PDT by Pharmboy (Dems lie 'cause they have to...)
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I've met a few scum-bags like this Simon guy. Think they can do anything they want since they are protected by powerful organizations, ie: dirty cops, Klinton. I hope the girl sues, just to make problems for him.
20 posted on 07/10/2003 8:01:47 PM PDT by Lockbar
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