So you would rather go to a beach near Philly and get soaked in methylene chloride, sulpher, e. coli, used condoms, and raw sewage. But, hey it's a beach right? There's nothing like spreading your beach towel out on a bed of syringes, broken bottles of malt liquor, algae and dried vomit. Ahhhh, summertime in Philly.
I spend a lot of the summer in Avalon and Stone Harbor. Pray tell what beach you are talking about?