Being four hours from a body of water does not constitute as "having" it.
My only complaint is I am through with the sun. You'd have to threaten me with bodily harm to spend a day poolside and I am tired of wearing Elmers glue for sunblock. The aesthetician is getting rather costly and I just walked out to my mailbox and I swear I aged six months. But then again, I just turned 34 and am in the middle of a mid life crisis.
But in defense of Phoenix I can say, 7 months of the year it is glorious as far as weather is concerned. One month is dicey and four are pretty tough. I haven't been bitten by a mosquito in 6 years, except when on vacation. and being somewhat of a neurotic clean freak, I like the sterility of it.