Man weds 15 times in three years

News.com.au ^ | 7.10.03

[mhking]

HIS name is Miguel, but friends call him "Don Juan" - after marrying 15 women in three years while divorcing none, prosecutors said today.

A tenacious worker at the Nicaraguan office of civil registries uncovered Miguel Gutierrez, by searching for records of previous marriages when the businessman attempted to register marriage number 15.

Prosecutors said Gutierrez, 38, married women to improve their chances of finding work outside Nicaragua.

Gutierrez, a former immigration office worker, denies the charges.

Prosecutors noted that the computerised civil registry only goes back three years, so Gutierrez may face additional violations.

Investigators could locate only the most recent of the 15 wives. The rest had left Nicaragua to work in neighbouring countries.

Gutierrez said his new wife does not believe the charges, nor does she feel any jealousy toward the other 14.

"I'm taking it easy," he said.

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[DannyTN]

"Prosecutors said Gutierrez, 38, married women to improve their chances of finding work outside Nicaragua. "

Gutierrez responded, "I was just trying to help. I thought it was big o' me."

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[Consort]

Was it Cowardly Lion who said: "I do, I do, I do, I do, I do...?"

[bedolido]

"I'm taking it easy," he said.

15 wives and taking it easy... (I know they don't live together... but if they did) Don't you know that woman tend to cycle together when in close company.

PMS to the 15th power.

[bedolido]

woman tend to cycle together when in close company

an old wives tale (or is that... tail?)

[4mycountry]

>>>PMS to the 15th power.

Now THERE is a weapon of mass destruction.

[Guillermo]

Why do they call it "PMS"?

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Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

[longtermmemmory]

(S) it is his privacy right, Get the covernment out of the marriage business. This is a private contract matter between a husband and his 15 wives. (probably his doctor too)(/s)

[ctlpdad]

1 word for him - dumbass!

[bedolido]

(S) it is his privacy right, Get the covernment out of the marriage business. This is a private contract matter between a husband and his 15 wives. (probably his doctor too)(/s)

What does the "(S)" do in HTML? (HTML Newbie here). Thanks

[Fiddlstix]

What does the "(S)" do in HTML? (HTML Newbie here). Thanks

If it's (S) like this: <S> (text here) </s> it means Strike Text

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(If it's SHTML if usually is reference to a secure document)

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Hope this is of some help J

[bedolido]

thanks... it defanitely definately will!!!

[Fiddlstix]

Glad to help J
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[Fiddlstix]

Here's another really nice little tool:
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Enjoy J

[mikeb704]

Fifteen wives are bad enough. But 15 mothers-in-law?

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Don't you know that woman tend to cycle together when in close company.

If his wives got together they'd form a motorcycle gang?

[wysiwyg]

From the context, I think that the (S) in longtermmemory's post is short for (Sarcasm).

[quark]

Gutierrez said his new wife does not believe the charges, nor does she feel any jealousy toward the other 14.

Now there's a woman I could see marrying:

Husband: "Honey, I won't be coming home tonight."
Wife: "That's OK, dear, because I don't believe any of those stories they're telling about you, and I don't feel jealous."