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The Jupiter Effect, and why we should Recall Gray Davis Before the Earthquake Comes
7-10-2003 | brianbaldwin

Posted on 07/10/2003 9:20:07 AM PDT by Brian_Baldwin

The Jupiter Effect, and why we should Recall Gray Davis Before the Earthquake Comes

In 1974, two scientists and astronomers named John Gribbin and Stephen Plagemann published a book (“study”) in 1974 called “The Jupiter Effect”.

This “study” was all the rage, and made lots of money for the publishers and for many others who participated on “panels”, who provided “expert opinions” and subsequent “studies”, half truths spun into scientific “talking points” for the benefit of newspapers and television, a venue in many ways similar to current “discussion” of “global warming” which has become part of the liberal agenda, and which provides “talking points” presented as “facts” by leftwing media as a reason why the United States should, well, pretty much abandon it’s sovereignty and live in the Middle Ages so that we can more readily be taken over by those who hate America such as Islamic Fascists, communists-socialists, the French, and such.

The Jupiter Effect, a scientific discovery presented in 1974, proposed that alignment of the planets on one side of the sun would trigger a major earthquake, specifically they focused on California - principally the Los Angeles region, that such alignment creates solar flares which thus creates streams of solar particles which enter the earth's upper atmosphere, changes the weather, which slows the rate of the earth's rotation, which triggers earthquakes. The public was inundated with the “facts”, and, like the book itself, the “conclusions” were always shepherd into veracity with plenty of real, legitimate, scientific and geological facts that made the deduction of the “final analysis” seem credible.

This alignment will (would) occur in 1982, in less than ten years (after 1974), and it was “time to stop talking and start writing” (e.g. books, newspapers, campus flyers - the internet was still pretty much only in the Unix world back then) before California sinks into the ocean. Of course the “scientists” didn’t say California would sink into the ocean, but they definitely said California is doomed in 1982 in so many ways when the “big one” hits. What about Alaska? Probably doomed, too, but the focus, and what brought the money in, was a spotlight on California, and Los Angeles.

Of course, this didn’t happen in 1982.

But that didn’t stop some from still believing. Perhaps the dates were off a bit. Then came the “Harmonic Convergence”, an alignment of planets on August 11, 1987, which lead to a series of “mass phenomenon” into August 16-17, 1987, when tens of thousands of people and more around the world gathered at “sacred sites”, particularly thousands of people in California around Los Angeles and San Francisco, the preponderance of them registered Democrats, to “wait” for, well – it was suppose to be anything from global awakening to divine transformation, to confirmation of “Mayan secrets” – the planets would align, and there would be a Harmonic Convergence, and, of course, probably a major earthquake in the Los Angeles area. Many people would be playing harmonicas at the time.

They gathered at Mt. Shasta, California, for the event of the planets, an alignment of Harmonic Convergence, the “awakening”, the earthquake, and the likely fall of the Reagan Administration (and Republicans in general).

Didn’t happen (well, most of it didn’t happen, not sure – did the Republicans fall?), but that didn’t stop some from believing.

Of course, the Harmonic Convergence, global warming, and all, always use plenty of actual scientific facts to ease folks into the conclusions, because they can’t just say right off, “Los Angeles will fall into a devils pit of fire on Christmas Day Year of Our Lord 2003” because they would sound like a nut. Well, I guess they could just out and out say that, and often they do and it is often just as effective. It gets your attention.

Of course, they had the dates wrong, but they did have one thing right. There is going to be a Harmonic Convergence, a Critical Mass, of events, that will all come together at once, that surely will doom California. Gray Davis, liberalism, open borders and “sanctuary”, illegal aliens, the glassy winged sharp shooter pest of grapes and countless other introduced pests and diseases from illegals and others, taxation into extermination, bankruptcy and economic collapse, collapse of social, police, and public services, “repetitive stress injury” (RSI) of the California citizenry brains as they keep voting Democrats over and over again, biased, propagandist, and out and out lying local liberal news media, and the countless terrorists already amongst the Californian population who also posses drivers licenses, et all. And of course, the earthquake.

May as well just have the “big one” now. I mean, there is going to be the harmonic convergence of all the Californian woes and kookiness into one giant cataclysmic event anyway, and the topper will probably be in the middle of all the madness the earthquake will hit the San Francisco Bay Area or L.A. (“Los Ahn, Hey, Leez”).

In fact, since everyone is making nut predictions, I will make my prediction right now: in the middle of all of California’s woes, probably just about the time when it looks like Gray Davis may actually be recalled, California will finally be hit with the big earthquake that we all know will happen sooner or later, and that will be the final blow that will sink the State into Third World quagmire and bankruptcy of liberalism and multicultural disease, poverty, environmental disaster, and anarchy. Any of the remaining living citizenry that is still normal will have to come out from their caves or pits at night to stalk out food amongst the cockroach infested street jungles plague-ridden by pollution spewing Volvos and Chevy’s doing “donuts” as they blast horrible Rap music about killing whitey, killing the police, killing you. Bums will run up to you as you try to choke a small bird to death as your next meal, the bums yelling “give me a dollar or I will throw AIDS blood on you!”.

Hey, it’s happening already, so to presume that it will be an everyday, hourly occurrence, should only be expected. I mean, right now in San Francisco, you stand on the wrong sidewalk and some bum freak will come up to you and tell you to give a dollar or the freak says he/she will “throw AIDS blood on you”. They start to dribble spit, or blood is coming from the side of their mouth. And of course, the local phony liberal news won’t report any of this.

Things are all coming together now in a Harmonica Convergence in California of folks playing harmonicas as California burns. There is a recall effort underway in California, to recall Democratic Governor Gray Davis – and the Bush Administration is clandestinely, and California check-pants Republican big-shots are openly, opposing it. The reason? Well, some very strange Bush groupies, kind of like the Harmonica crowd in mentality, say, opposing it is all part of the strategery to leave a weak candidate in office who will then lose to a Republican in the next election. “Pure genius”, they say, “to oppose the recall”.

Of course, that isn’t the reason at all why the check-pants Republican oligarchy opposes the recall – they oppose the recall because it was started by conservatives at one of those “right-wing” “hate”-talk-show radio stations who don’t value the compelling need for diversity like the Bush Administration and the Supreme Court does. These “right-wingers” are showing “muscle”, and, you can’t have that. You can’t have THEM show muscle. I mean, these folks, and the conservative peasants et all who are part of them, don’t have a membership card in the Check-Pants Consortium (CC – R). They are a bunch of, well, just folks, a bunch of conservatives, doing something, ahhh, powerful . . . they are actually showing power, organization, POWER, and . . . well, we can’t have that. I mean, they are doing something really powerful --- I mean, recalling a Governor, that’s powerful, it’s political, and, it’s getting out of hand, and you can’t let them see for themselves that they have power, because, even if it doesn’t succeed this time, it’s dangerous, it puts ideas in their heads, because power begets more power, and you can’t let THESE right-wing freaks have power, no sir.

You have to make sure they fail. So that they will NEVER have such power, not now, not never.

You see? You got to wear check-pants. They maybe, MAYBE, you can perhaps just TALK about recalling Gray Davis. Else, you have to be squashed. You conservative peasants.

So, the Harmonica is playing, and there is a Harmonica Convergence that is happening in California. Things are “aligning”, “converging”, into a “critical mass”, of mass crap, the “Greatest State”, the “Gold State”, becoming a big Tijuana flop and disaster with a big “D” both in politics and school grade next to it’s name, but the thing is, you got to make sure that some average folks like conservatives in California never, never ever, show any muscle, because, well – . . .

I guess the check-pants crowd thinks nothing will touch them, certainly not the leprosy touch of those horrible conservative peasant freaks. On top of the hill, the check-pants will live in their house, below them millions of Mexicans providing them feudal labor tending their grape vines, obedient, low paying software developers in India sitting in little sweatshop rooms in Bangalore, India, writing instructional software on how to better hit a golf ball, software that will turn their house lights on and off (if there is any electricity left in CA), temperature controls (if the law will still allow air conditioning), and remote control programs that can, on the sly, control a golf ball for a hole in one.

Back in the early 1990’s, a California militia type group put up some flyers that read to the effect, “when the comet hits, if a plague comes, when riots become revolutions, when the earthquake shakes your world”, that at that time “you think the police will be there, will come to save you” ... but as the flyer said, there aren’t enough police. There won’t be any police coming. Not for you. Because, the few police, fire, and protective services that there are, they will be very busy, overwhelmed, doing what little that can do to protect some basic infrastructure, some politicians, and some check-pants type, perhaps, if the check-pants are maybe lucky, but they probably won’t be so lucky.

No, in general, the police only show up AFTER something has happened, as it is now – they sure won’t be around what something REALLY goes wrong. It will be up to you. Only you. To provide for yourself. Hope you have a gun. If the gun laws still permit you to have one. Because, there might not be any law at all. And, if you don’t have a gun or some such security, or a lot of money, well, your probably going to be in big trouble.

That was the gist of what they said.

And they were right. When the Harmonica Convergence comes to California, and comes together with the next, last thing that is sure to come sooner or later – the earthquake – just watch the crap hit the fan and go bezerker. That’s all California needs right now, is “the big one”. And, wouldn’t that be just typical, that’s exactly what will happen? Next?

Hope the guy standing next to you isn’t carrying some horrible communicable blood disease when “bit one” hits – wouldn’t want him to spill all over you ... or perhaps you will be inconvenienced by a bum who tells you to “give me that strawberry milk” you were about to feed to your hungry daughter hiding under a piece of the collapsed City Art Center, “or I will throw AIDS blood on you!” . . .

No, the world isn’t doomed. No one knows when the “big one” will hit. And, Californians are just chumps when it comes to “junk science”, like global warming and The Jupiter Effect. But, Los Ann-Hay-Leez may very will sink into the devil’s pit of fire just in time to apex California’s current woes into a final, Harmonica-playing Convergence beyond be brink?

No one knows when. And no, you can’t go beserker yourself, and start to stock up on dried fruit or something.

But, you could do a few things.

Like recall Gray Davis, for example.

I guess a gun would be a nice start, before the dried fruit thing, if you still even have the right to keep and bare arms. But, it would be just typical, when it rains, it pours.

What’s the price of homeowners earthquake insurance for houses along the Hayward fault? Are you going to call 911, if it happens? Anyone answer?

. . . so, anything you can do to minimize to “critical mass”, would be nice. I mean, think about it.

And, that’s why California SHOULD recall Gray Davis as soon as possible. I mean, it would at least be a start.

Yes, a recall of Davis would bump one of those pimples off the landscape. Better start now, not later – you don’t know what could happen tomorrow or the next day. Don’t wait.

Don’t listen to those “check-pants”. Because, they don’t want to you do anything. They just want you to sit around. And wait. But, don’t wait. Just do it.

Bumper Sticker: RECALL GRAY DAVIS – BEFORE THE EARTHQUAKE COMES

Weird. But maybe, not so weird.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: california; earthquake; graydavis; recall

1 posted on 07/10/2003 9:20:08 AM PDT by Brian_Baldwin
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To: Brian_Baldwin
Are you a Baldwin Brother? Is Alec still here?
2 posted on 07/10/2003 9:36:53 AM PDT by SquirrelKing
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LOL...

Harmonicas 8-?

There once was a gal named Monica

Who lived in Santa Monica

Her claim to fame

Which led to much shame

Was blowin' on a bent harmonica

3 posted on 07/10/2003 9:38:32 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Support FRee Republic ..... http://www.DRAFTTOM.com ..... Semper Fi)
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To: Brian_Baldwin
This is SOOOO funny! Thanks for posting it!
4 posted on 07/10/2003 9:38:35 AM PDT by EggsAckley ( "Aspire to mediocracy"................new motto for publik skools.............)
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