I just thought of another one. It happens to be my parents favorite story about me to share with every single person they ever met in their entire lives...grrrr....
Don’t give teething toddlers pieces of carrot to chew on. They have a tendency to become curious about the two holes in their nose and will stick the left over carrot up there only to be found hours later by a doctor.
Yuk! Why couldn't it have been an ear story?
The lesson learned about not having your check book with you after you did your shopping is a really good lesson. I had to learn that lesson too, but sadly enough, I've been known to fall off the wagon.