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Hulk doll's monster willy
The Sun ^ | Tue, Jul 8, 2003 | By THOMAS WHITAKER

Posted on 07/08/2003 11:13:10 AM PDT by NJ Freeper

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.

“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

“And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”

Kim, of Biggin Hill, Kent, said the toy was one of several prizes she could choose after Leah knocked down cans with bean bags at the fair on Brighton Pier.

Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.

But she said: “Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this.

Big shock ... Hulk's giant manhood

“Ever since, she’s been telling her friends that her hulk has a willy.

“It sounds funny, but kids should not be exposed to this kind of thing. It should be taken off the shelves.”

The toy’s Spanish makers Play by Play — based in Valencia — claimed on their packaging that it was merchandise to coincide with the release of the film.

Bosses were unavailable for comment last night.

The movie, which has already proved a hit in the US, tells how a botched experiment transforms scientist Bruce Banner into the raging Hulk whenever he becomes angry.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: dolls; hulk

1 posted on 07/08/2003 11:13:12 AM PDT by NJ Freeper
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To: NJ Freeper
I'm glad they were able to "free willy".
2 posted on 07/08/2003 11:15:48 AM PDT by okkev68
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To: All
A Recall AND a Fundraiser? I'm toast.
Let's get this over with FAST. Please contribute!

3 posted on 07/08/2003 11:15:49 AM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: NJ Freeper
If barbie dolls were anatomically correct when I was a young boy, there would have been a heck of alot of more boys that owned barbie dolls than girls!
4 posted on 07/08/2003 11:15:51 AM PDT by NJ Freeper
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To: NJ Freeper
"...a botched experiment transforms scientist Bruce Banner into the raging Hulk..."

Does that include his BVTDC?

5 posted on 07/08/2003 11:16:45 AM PDT by quark
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To: NJ Freeper
Already been posted in the Smokey Back Room where it belongs: Hulk doll's monster willy
6 posted on 07/08/2003 11:18:37 AM PDT by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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To: NJ Freeper
Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts.

Well, what did she expect? Stop playing with it! Seriously though, this sentence needs some work...

7 posted on 07/08/2003 11:19:07 AM PDT by RoughDobermann
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To: Willie Green
Never heard of the smokey back room. Why does it belong there?
8 posted on 07/08/2003 11:24:46 AM PDT by NJ Freeper
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To: NJ Freeper
Stunned ... Leah, six, with doll

9 posted on 07/08/2003 11:31:27 AM PDT by newgeezer (We learn by trail and errror. :-)
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To: newgeezer
Well that's something you dont see everyday.
10 posted on 07/08/2003 11:38:37 AM PDT by Moosefart
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To: RoughDobermann
LOL!!!
11 posted on 07/08/2003 11:43:08 AM PDT by stands2reason
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To: Willie Green
Please don't put the Hulk's monster Willie into the "Smokey Back Room" he's straight!
12 posted on 07/08/2003 11:44:07 AM PDT by John Beresford Tipton
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To: newgeezer
That's not stunned. That's the annoyed "You want to do that now?" look.
13 posted on 07/08/2003 11:51:43 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Paranoia is when you realize that tin foil hats just focus the mind control beams.)
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To: KarlInOhio
ROTFL!
14 posted on 07/08/2003 12:06:44 PM PDT by newgeezer (We learn by trail and errror. :-)
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To: John Beresford Tipton
Please don't put the Hulk's monster Willie into the "Smokey Back Room" he's straight!

Does Princess Fiona (Lady Shrek) have a sister?

15 posted on 07/08/2003 12:09:23 PM PDT by Alouette
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