To: FairOpinion
It's all the fault of the shopping carts, we need to ban them. (/sarcasm)Oh c'mon you anit-shopping cart nazi..We don't need to ban them, just issue ten day waiting periods..
To: unix
We at least need to ban the "assault shopping carts".;)
Then we need to issue strict government regulations about the manufacture of shopping carts, the need to be made so teenagers can stand up in them, rock them, but the shopping cart mustn't turn over. we also need to make wide rims for the shopping carts, about a couple of feet at least, so chilren in the shopping carts can't reach the shelves. They also need to come with hand and leg irons, so children could be "secured" in the shopping cart.
Oh, you mean all this would make them useless and prohibitively expensive as shopping carts, so who cares, only the rich can fill up shopping carts anyway, the poor don't have enough money to fill it up, so they don't need the.
No, I think banning them is the best solution.
Don't you care about "the children"? ;)
Of course we mustn't talk about more responsibility for parents, naturally, as I said it's all the fault of the shopping carts, the store, tobacco, the farmer producing eggs and hamburger, and so on...
To: unix; FairOpinion; qam1
..We don't need to ban them, just issue ten day waiting periods.. You mean it's still impossible to do an instant backgroung check?
8 posted on
07/07/2003 10:12:50 PM PDT by
Paleo Conservative
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To: unix
ban them/waiting period Don't forget part 3 of the liberal trifecta - shopping cart tax.
12 posted on
07/07/2003 10:18:10 PM PDT by
Gil4
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