Posted on 07/07/2003 8:51:14 PM PDT by mikeb704
Theyre baaack! The Kennedys, that is. Americas royal family. The dynasty. The family that, as weve been told many times, has been cursed with so many tragedies.
Last month a national poll was taken on how people feel about the family patriarch, Senator Edward M. Kennedy. Opinion was evenly divided, with 44 percent having a favorable opinion of him and an identical percentage holding an unfavorable view. Not much of a surprise there.
What amazes me, however, is that four percent of the people surveyed had never even heard of Edward M. Kennedy. How is that possible? Given their lack of knowledge, that four percent must certainly be Democrats, which makes their ignorance of Teddy and his Amazing Liver even more implausible.
Quite clearly, this Kennedy unawareness was intolerable and needed immediate remedy. So last week Teds niece, Kerry Kennedy Cuomo, got in the news. She and her husband separated, thus extending the familys unparalleled chain of "tragedies" and recapturing the public attention that Americas royal family alone deserves.
Then it came out that her husband had sought the severance of the connubial bond. Seems that Kerry, daughter of the late Robert "Ill take JFKs hand me downs as long as they look like Marilyn Monroe" Kennedy, has been something less than a faithful wife. Mr. Cuomos lawyer declared that her client felt betrayed by his wifes conduct.
News reports are that Kerrys been involved with a married man, a polo-playing rich guy. Funny, isnt it, how a party of the people gal like Kerry takes a leave of absence from her marriage to get it on with a gent who plays polo in Argentina? Youd think shed be seeking out the sympathetic understanding of a United Farm Worker or someone like that.
Not wanting his cousin to be the only one hogging the limelight, Congressman Patrick Kennedy (D-RI), Teddys son, took action a few days ago. He made news by telling a group of Young Democrats that he doesnt need any part of President Bushs tax cut. The reason is, "Ive never worked a (expletive deleted) day in my life."
I have no doubt thats the utter truth. Still, he did have a flunky try to clean up afterward by saying that Patrick was "energizing the crowd and got caught up in it and used an unfortunate word, which he regrets using." At first I thought the unfortunate word he was referencing was "worked," but I guess not.
What he should have said was that young Kennedy regretted getting caught using an unfortunate word. Then again, the press should never have reported the incident and thus it is yet another Kennedy family calamity we can mourn.
Patrick is all too familiar with the familys heartbreaking heritage, having deeply been involved in a catastrophe a dozen years ago. It began innocently enough at Easter in Palm Beach. His Dad woke him and his cousin, William Kennedy Smith, up one night.
Teddy is an old school parent and thinks families should do things together. You know, things like hitting bars and picking up women. So thats what our valiant heroes, shouldering all the responsibilities of Camelot, did.
One of the women who accompanied the boys home later that night testified that the Honorable Senator Kennedy pranced around without his pants on. He did have on a nicely tailored oxford shirt, and possibly even underwear. She wasnt sure.
Patrick jumped to his fathers defense, insisting that he did indeed keep his trousers on. And you think Chelsea Clinton had it rough.
Another one of the gals claimed Cousin Willie had raped her. He admitted having sex with her, but maintained it was consensual. A jury believed him. His lawyer said that it was Teddys testimony, bolstered by the senators personal magnetism, that persuaded the jury.
Yet another family heartbreak, one coming at a totally unanticipated time. As Teddy had said, they had merely been observing a traditional Kennedy family holiday. Maybe thats the problem: That is a traditional Kennedy family holiday.
And now theyre back in the news. Like the Clintons, they just wont go away. Life, as John Kennedy was fond of saying, is unfair.
For a quick overview, may I suggest:
And their bootlicking Kool Aid drinkers can never remember a single thing, darn it.
He made a highly publicized speech at Harvard in 1991, acknowledging the disappointment of friends and many others who rely on me and promised to overcome the faults in the conduct of my private life as he continued to fight the good fight in the Senate.
I surely hope you're right. My concern is that it wasn't too long ago that many of us took satisfaction in believing She can never be elected senator.
That must have been very early, like before he got kicked out of Harvard for cheating.
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