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Everything I need to know, I learned driving a tractor
Country Today ^ | 7-5-03

Posted on 07/05/2003 7:08:43 AM PDT by SJackson

Remember the book that came out a few years ago, "All I Really Needed to Know, I Learned in Kindergarten?" It argued that the basics you learn in kindergarten lead you through life.

I've often thought that book must have been written by someone who grew up in town, particularly illustrated by the line that says: "Take a nap every afternoon."

As a former student, I agree that kindergarten is important. But I would like to argue -- as a former farm kid -- that all I really needed to know, I learned driving a tractor.

For example:

1. Follow your nose. This was my all-time favorite direction given to me from my father, stated matter-of-factly whenever he set me up on a tractor to "teach" me a new task, whether it was raking hay for the first time, driving baler my first day or discing ahead of the corn planter on a windy spring morning.

After giving me the obligatory two-minute overview of the levers I needed to use and the general direction I should be headed, he would follow with, "Follow your nose, kid." That was it. No other words of wisdom, no useful bits of advice about how to disc end rows correctly, no direction as to how to rake the hayfield corners perfectly.

As a kid, I really hated that expression, especially when halfway through the task, Dad would jump off his tractor, come racing across the field, frantically waving his hands back and forth, stop me, and chew me out because I had done it wrong.

But looking back, I understand that he was giving me room to figure it out myself, giving me confidence and trust, letting me hone the ability to think on my feet. Those aren't life lessons I learned in kindergarten -- I learned them on a tractor.

2. Plan ahead. After I mastered the "following my nose" technique, I got this sage advice from Dad: "Look far enough ahead so that by the time you get to that corner or to the end of the field, you know exactly what you're going to do before you get there."

I learned the hard way that there's nothing worse -- especially when the clouds are rolling in, the sprinkles are starting and your father is giving you the sign to throw the throttle up a notch -- that there really is no bigger tractor-driving sin than to stop mid-field and contemplate, "How exactly do I bale the corner without wiping out the fence?"

Anticipation is probably the most useful skill every farm kid learns to master. By always looking ahead to the next corner, the next task, or the next challenge, time can be saved and mistakes avoided.

Life lesson number two: learn to look ahead and anticipate what's coming -- whether it's an obstacle or an opportunity -- so by the time you get there, you've thought out your options and end up making the right choice.

3. Don't look back too often. One of my rookie mistakes when driving tractor was to constantly look behind me, making sure the baler was taking all the hay, or the disc was on its mark.

Not only did my neck start to hurt, but I would also start to veer off course. Worse yet, I violated rule No. 2: I was so busy worrying about what I was doing at that very minute, that I hadn't anticipated how to handle the next tricky spot.

One thing you learn quickly when driving a tractor is that there's a fine line between looking back often enough to make sure you're doing a good job, and looking back so much that you lose track of where you're going.

Life lesson number three: look to the future more than the past, but look back often enough that you don't repeat your mistakes. Not only will you be more successful in life, your neck won't hurt as much.

Growing up, I often thought the kids who grew up in town were the lucky ones -- they could go swimming on the days I was helping my family bring in the hay crop, or they could go shopping when I was racing to beat the clouds that would end corn-planting too early that day.

Today I realize how lucky I was to be a farm kid, because now I'm looking for ways to teach those same tractor-driving life lessons to my daughter, who lives in town and spends her free time riding her scooter around our block or going swimming with her friends.

I guess I'll have to find new ways to teach her the lessons I learned while I was driving a tractor.

On second thought, maybe I can talk her grandpa into teaching one more generation to "follow her nose." Let's head to the farm.

Jeanne Carpenter covers news for The Country Today in southern Wisconsin. She may be reached at scoop@uriah.com.


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To: Bluntpoint
The best thing about living in the country is there is no "Neighborhood Rules Committee" bitching about the number of cars I have up on blocks.
21 posted on 07/05/2003 8:28:16 AM PDT by Bluntpoint (Not there! Yes, there!)
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To: Phil V.
How true!

True!

22 posted on 07/05/2003 8:29:00 AM PDT by SJackson
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To: viligantcitizen
One day while bushhogging, I learned that hornets can and do nest in the ground.

Bet the dogs following you learned the same lesson.

23 posted on 07/05/2003 8:29:53 AM PDT by SJackson
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To: Bluntpoint
"And they are smart enough to attack you and not the tractor. I know exactly were I was on my farm the last time that happened to me. It is etched in my memory."

Yeah, I jumped into a snake infested pond, without hesitation.

Worse part, there were witnesses, cold hearted ones with long memories.

24 posted on 07/05/2003 8:30:22 AM PDT by Vigilantcitizen (game on in 10 seconds....)
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To: SWake
Good article. Tuesday afternoon, I get to start my annual shredding. Provided it doesn't rain (unlikely) or the 31 year old Ford doesn't break down (more likely).

Awesome. You've got a new one!

25 posted on 07/05/2003 8:31:05 AM PDT by SJackson
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To: Bluntpoint
RE post: 14 yes and much sometimes farther. WE had a B 36 in our outfit to loose power on all 10 engines in the middle of the Pacific Ocean before they got the engines going again.\!!!
26 posted on 07/05/2003 8:31:12 AM PDT by southland
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To: Bluntpoint
Last night we had our traditional July 4th cookout with daughter and son-in-law present. I had to tell a story on my grand dad that happened in the mid 1930's. He was shelling some ear corn and wearing only a pair of thread bare bib overalls (lucky for him or I might not be here). He stepped over a drive shaft on the sheller and his hammer loop got caught on something. He was thrown across the sheller and lost his overalls on the way. Here he was wearing only shoes and socks and out behind a storage shed. My dad would tell this story often for the lesson learned. I was one careful kid around PTO shafts.
27 posted on 07/05/2003 8:31:56 AM PDT by SLB
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To: SJackson
"Bet the dogs following you learned the same lesson."

No dogs that day, but my lab got into a nest a few months ago, and her hip arthritis is gone.

28 posted on 07/05/2003 8:33:27 AM PDT by Vigilantcitizen (game on in 10 seconds....)
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To: SLB
Makes me think we need a farmer ping list.

I'll second that. Even though I'm not a farmer, per se, I have acquired 30 acres that I need to maintain. I know absolutely nothing about tractors but figure I'd better learn -- it's really hard to get tractor service around here.

29 posted on 07/05/2003 8:35:23 AM PDT by berkeleybeej
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To: viligantcitizen
No dogs that day, but my lab got into a nest a few months ago, and her hip arthritis is gone.

I've noted when you plow them up they're not pleased, but when THEY dig them up, they tolerate a lot, honey is sweet.

30 posted on 07/05/2003 8:38:22 AM PDT by SJackson
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To: Phil V.
Salt of the earth. God bless the dads.
31 posted on 07/05/2003 8:39:19 AM PDT by Search4Truth (When a man lies he murders some part of the world.)
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To: SJackson
My first toy was a tractor that looked like the one my Dad drove. I learned to drive the tractor when I was so little I couldn't sit on the seat (learned to lean up against it) and push the peddles at the same time. First time I tried putting the thing in gear to go backwards, I went straight through the barn. This farm girl has been off the farm for a long time now, but my life's lessons were learned there.

BTW anyone see THE (ALVIN) STRAIGHT STORY put out by Disney in 1999. I haven't yet, but want to get a copy. Heard it was a great movie.

32 posted on 07/05/2003 8:53:01 AM PDT by EverOnward
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To: SLB
Does anybody have a copy of the poster ... where two little boys in bibs lookin' at each other, one says to the other ...

"Been farmin' long?"

It's been re-captioned for other industries ... "Been truckin' long?"
etc.

33 posted on 07/05/2003 8:56:30 AM PDT by knarf (A place where anyone can learn anything ... especially that which promotes clear thinking.)
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To: EverOnward
"The Straight Story"

Love that movie! The pace is just right.
34 posted on 07/05/2003 8:57:23 AM PDT by b9
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To: knarf
A co-worker who has a 140 acres along with a "real' job keeps that poster over his desk. I firmly believe you can take the boy off the farm but you can't take the farm out of the boy. Even after 35+ years away from our farm I still enjoy going out and helping him put up hay or tobacco and do it just for a cold beer and a sandwich when we are finished.
35 posted on 07/05/2003 9:06:16 AM PDT by SLB
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To: SJackson
4. Lots of sunscreen with highest blocking factor.

(my father hasn't gotten skin cancer yet from his decades on a tractor...fortunately)

Otherwise, let's hear it for the joys of just listening to the wonderous exhaust
note of tractors!
36 posted on 07/05/2003 9:20:04 AM PDT by VOA
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To: SJackson
Thanks for the post. I am a farmer, and currently bale hay for other people, plus my own, when not caring for the hogs and cattle. Grew up driving tractor for my dad. Spent two days this week baling 950 bales of alfalfa. That made for a lot of tractor time. Besides the baler, there was the preservative sprayer to regulate, and the bale accumulator pulled behind the baler. I had to always be aware of how the equipment was functioning, plus knowing how I was going to manuever the corners (I hate terraces.) Nothing more embarrassing than a string of broken bales. Shouldn't let more than one get through.
37 posted on 07/05/2003 9:21:03 AM PDT by Carol72
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To: SJackson
Great post, full of wisdom. Thanks.
38 posted on 07/05/2003 9:26:44 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: Bluntpoint
What about that John Deere with big
flywheel? The best tractor ever made!
39 posted on 07/05/2003 9:27:54 AM PDT by upcountryhorseman
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To: upcountryhorseman
John Deere Green causes cancer.
40 posted on 07/05/2003 9:30:32 AM PDT by Bluntpoint (Not there! Yes, there!)
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