Men May Become Pregnant Too!

Pravda ^ | 07/04/2003

[TrebleRebel]

I can't wait to coach my husband thru transition..."Come on, baby...you're not FOCUSED...."

[chachacha]

Although this may very well happen. The bright side is GOD will interven and they will not like what they see.

The good side is I Will!

[HairOfTheDog]

Oh yeah - this is gonna catch on.....




heh.

[DonQ]

As soon as men become pregnant, abortion will become a sacrament.

[Physicist]

The bright side is GOD will interven and they will not like what they see.

So let me get this straight. You're saying that God will kill or otherwise harm the baby, and you believe that's the bright side?

[Sabertooth]

I can't imagine what God will do, but I'm certain He won't be pleased. I don't get it with some scientists. Just because something can be done doesn't mean it's a good idea to do it. This week artificially induced hermaphroditic embryos were announced. Now it's uteruses in men? How about adding some spider-monkey genes so the kids will be safer on the jungle jim with their nifty tails?

[dogbyte12]

[puroresu]

That's a feminist rant, but actually men have always been more pro-abortion than women.

[Scenic Sounds]

Men May Become Pregnant Too!

This is disgusting!

Men are already carrying the major load when it comes to procreation.

[puroresu]

The left has always hated human nature. We may be living in the last generation or two of actual human beings. Imagine what will happen when the left gets hold of the human genetic code. They'll "breed" hermaphrodites, mix up the sexes and races, tamper with everything to try and bring about an "egalitarian" utopia. They'll "breed" a docile population that will simply accept leftist rule. It's like the image in 1984 of a boot stomping a human face, forever, and ever, and ever.

[Sabertooth]

Men are already carrying the major load when it comes to procreation.

So true, without our pestering, it just wouldn't happen. We always have to be ready, on the off chance the stars line up.

[12B]

Pregnant my A$$ !!

Wait!! No!....Hey!!...I was only kiddin'!!! Let me GO!!!.....Get away from my.....Surely you're not going to...........NNNNNNNOOOOOOOoooooooooooo........

[Howlin]

*Groan*

[A_perfect_lady]

How about adding some spider-monkey genes so the kids will be safer on the jungle jim with their nifty tails?

Boy, imagine the impact THAT would have on the clothing industry!

[chachacha]

I can see a response other than this would confuse you. So I won't.

[Momaw Nadon]

We may be living in the last generation or two of actual human beings.

This ain't nothing.

Just wait until the merger between people and robots happens in the middle of this century.

[Scenic Sounds]

*Groan*

;-)

[boris]

See Larry Niven's brilliant essay, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"

[Nick Danger]

One more step toward the Panasonic Babymatic that I have been expecting to see since that Japanese guy gestated a goat in a vat full of tubes.

The jokes are about implanting these in men. The non-funny part comes when they grow wombs from stem cells and hook them up to hoses and pumps. No men, no women, just lab jockeys with tweezers, making babies like Ford makes cars. Aldous Huxley never lived to see his book come true. But it looks like it's gonna. Bleccchh.

[Momaw Nadon]

They'll "breed" a docile population that will simply accept leftist rule.

If that is true, then it will also be possible to "breed" independent legions of freedom-loving people who won't accept leftist rule.