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To: John Beresford Tipton
Like your name. It's good to know that someone remembers a show about real millionaires, rather than the fake variety of today.

Congressman Billybob

Latest article, now up FR, "Ah-nold Will Win."

13 posted on 07/04/2003 6:26:14 AM PDT by Congressman Billybob ("Saddam has left the building. Heck, the building has left the building.")
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To: Congressman Billybob
Ah, yes, Congressman, you remember my former glory years.
Now I am unfortunately, unable to add anyone to Michael Anthony's list.

Indeed, Mr. Anthony is no longer in my service. He said he was bored giving all those millions to worthy people such as you, Congressman Billybob. Instead he hooked up with that young scamp, Dick Clark, and joined his Publishers Clearing House Prize Patrol.

So though you might keep looking down you driveway for Mr. Anthony, he will no longer be coming here to Silverstone on his way to find his "next millionaire".

On many occasions I was able to summon Michael Anthony to come to my palatial estate, Silverstone, to receive his next assignment. Unfortunately, his scoundrel of a cousin, Mordred "Tex" Anthony had me mortgage Silverstone and invest in Enron. I am now trying to get handouts from all those very same millionaires that I created, but because I did it anonymously, they think I'm a con man and slam the door in my face.

Now if you would like to send me a small remittance, it might enable me to prime my finacial pump, by flying over to Nigeria to move ahead with a project that I am told, in absolute confidence, should fatten my secret bank account that their Central Bank is holding in my name to the sweet tune of $50 million rolling. Can I count on you?
14 posted on 07/04/2003 6:39:41 AM PDT by John Beresford Tipton
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