Space aliens? In Solano, Calif? Crop circles, feel the healing energy

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 07/03/03 | Steve Rubenstein

[bedolido]

True believers, visionaries, psychics and people in purple robes lay down Wednesday in the middle of a Solano County wheat field where vortexes were converging and all things were possible.

"I feel like I'm melting right into the earth," said Lily Kyle. "It's intense. There's a coalescence, no doubt about it."

[bedolido]

[ParityErr]

Hell, he should package up the wheat in ziplock bags and sell it to those nutburgers. I bet he would make a bunch of money.

[D. Brian Carter]

This is one of the sloppier versions of this prank I've seen.

[bedolido]

We got a picture of the aliens fleeing after they trashed the wheat field...

[MizSterious]

Looks like Mickey Mouse riding a Segway.

[fourdeuce82d]

How's this for a practical joke- trample out a couple of these things, put out the word that only "sensitive" "Special" people can sense the energy they create...wait for a bunch of them to show up...and then officially open the 2004 Punkin' Chunkin Contest. With a full battery fire for effect/mad-minute kind of thing.

Probably wouldn't hurt anyone, but it would scare the hell out of them.

Best part would be the post-chunkin' interview- "So, with all your psychic energy, how did you get faked out? Is your idiocy a personal idiosyncracy, or does congenital cognitive dysfunction run in your family?

apes.

[RoughDobermann]

This is one of the sloppier versions of this prank I've seen.

"Dang it Zoltar! We can navigate across the galaxy, but we can't handle concentric circles!!"

[IYAS9YAS]

Well, that puts me right off of ever buying one of those PT Cruisers....

[IYAS9YAS]

True, it is very sloppy. Them ETs must have been drunk or stoned.

[giotto]

When I saw this on the San Francisco news the other day, I knew it was a fake. The concentric circles give it away. It's pathetic.

[Junior]

You think I travelled hundreds of parsecs to do what to your crops?

[Sacajaweau]

This is one of those things you don't admit at the time but you'll tell your grandchildren to let them know that you were "cool" at one time...and not born old!!!!

[SirChas]

[11B3]

Evidently the numbnuts that they interviewed for this article have absolutely no idea just how stereotypically Californian they sound. Neither does the Chron.

So many idiots, so few comets.

[RightWhale]

That's the work of interest?

It's not up to snuff. Amateurish.

[Only1choice____Freedom]

Here are some strange crop circles discovered around Seattle.

http://smilesunlimited.net/photo2/mscrop.shtml

[husky ed]

"I see losers"

The driver of the PT not you bedolido.