[SouthernHawk]

Hey -

Some of us are trying to sleep (during the boring staff meetings!) around here!

[beachn4fun]

Oh sorry. Didn't know you were in a staff meeting. Sorry to disturb you. I'll tell that rooster to shut up! I do have an oldie but goodie I'd like to share with everyone

Late one night a burglar broke into a house. He froze when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward.

"Jesus is watching!" The burglar stopped dead in his tracks and frantically looked all around. He spotted a parrot in a cage

"Was that you?" asked the burglar. "Yes," answered the parrot.

The criminal sighed in relief and asked, "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."