If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out. When eating with someone else,calories don't count if you both eat the same amount. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes any chocolate used for energy, brandy,Sara Lee Cheesecake (eaten whole), and Blue Bell Ice Cream. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count. If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feetand get walked off. Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy of Santa. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
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