Why is Lane Stadium (at Tech) have a grass field? So the cheerleaders will have a place to graze..
(That one's dated; UVa has since replaced the astroturf at Scott Stadium with real grass, so we can't use it anymoer).
But my favorite is still:
"All dirt roads lead to Virginia Tech"
My sister was a Wahoo, so I'll throw you this bone. She'd say, "Culture over agriculture." (Of course, the Calves would still lose to Tech, anyway, but apparently it made her feel better.)