[DeaconBenjamin]

You mean like the bumper sticker:
Women at VMI? What next?
Men at UVA?

While a resident of Virginia for 35 years, I was agnostic between the schools -- but it got a laugh out of me.

[Cacophonous]

Why is Lane Stadium (at Tech) have a grass field? So the cheerleaders will have a place to graze..

(That one's dated; UVa has since replaced the astroturf at Scott Stadium with real grass, so we can't use it anymoer).

But my favorite is still:

"All dirt roads lead to Virginia Tech"