5. Don't forget to breathe deeply when the Zyklon B comes out the shower heads.
I get your humor. It seems like everyone who 'has no problem' with the TSA requirements for flying (like Mineral Man) have drastically altered the way they travel. We're talking about lists of dozens of things that people now do in order to get hassled less. It's like a bunch of lists of capitulation.
"You need me to arrive at the airport naked in order to speed myself through the line? No problem. Whatever it takes for security!"