James Carville Reveals SMALL Private Parts (NOT From "The Onion")

Media Research Center via E-Mail | July 1, 2003 | Brent Baker

[CholeraJoe]

Carville is from Carville, Louisiana, home to the national Hansen's Disease(Leprosy) Center. Perhaps his lack of package is acquired.

[NYC GOP Chick]

His lack of size has been a looooong-running joke on the Daily Dose thread. It started with a vidcap or other photo of Serpenthead and Mary on "Meet the Press," in which she held up her thumb and index finger to indicate something *really* small. ;)

[Bringbackthedraft]

He's a little over 6'and skinny, not the friendliest person either. I flew back east with him as a passenger last month from California. Not the best dresser either, old sneakers, jeans, plaid shirt while the Mrs. wore a business suit. They kept to themselves in 1st Class. Yeah, he is scary looking in person too!

[js1138]

No wonder Carville was so jealous of Bill Clinton.

I recall something about BJ and a pencil.

[Maria S]

That's pretty much what Jennifer Flowers said!

[PJ-Comix]

Something about showing off around the urinal.

If I see a guy "showing off around the urinal" I get out of that restroom PRONTO!

[Ditter]

Whoa! I don't blame you! That would NOT be a pretty sight!

[the tongue]

Oh no, you're wrong. Mary Matalin is a skank. She doesn't know how to apply makeup, and has those obvious smoker's lines around her mouth that women get. Skank deluxe.

[VRWC_minion]

With a tongue as fast and long as his, Mary doesn't care.

[cmsgop]

Wow!!!!!! 4 whole posts since '99

[Mr. Mojo]

Wonder what Mary thinks?

Mary apparently isn't the clearest thinker, marrying an ultra-leftist nutcase with the big head of a serpent and the little "microscopic" head of rat.

[Doctor Don]

Neanderthal man (Carville) has not evolved enough in all of his parts to be seen on a scanner!

[Pan_Yans Wife]

Mary Matalin was in GW's administration, as an "counselor".

That being said, I don't think it is Mary's marriage that is the problem. The problem is that she would wish to procreate with Carville! I feel so badly for their children. Could you imagine living in that household!?

[lawgirl]

We were WAY ahead of the curve. We've known this a LONG time!!!!!! LOL!

[Ditter]

I finally saw the TV ad for Infone that carville does. Carville is lying in the ad. He is pretending to be in his car while he is talking to the operator. He is actually in his bed at the time doing what he does best LIE! His legs look as hairless as his head. Its an icky commercial.