[dirtbiker]

If it jams, force it! If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway! - Murphy's Second Law

Doing a job well might get something done, but doing it wrong 14 times in a row is job security! - Unnamed Govt Worker

Save it if you can. - Racing Rule #1

Have enough sense to know when you can't save it! - Racing Rule #2

[dirtbiker]

Just some musing about how life in general, and Government in particular, operates.........

[teeman8r]

you gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them, and know when to blow the bastages head off for cheatin'