[Alouette]

This from one just back from ministry? Did he extract confessions and win souls with a Louisville Slugger?

He has no patience with queers who covet his ass, who hit on him constantly and then tell him, "you're in denial."

[Kahonek]

Repeat after me...

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

Seriously, now. What's he planning to do to the gay person who commits the horrible offense of thinking he's attractive and asking him out?