VOTE FOR RINO RIORDAN: He wants to commit the GOP to child slaughter, help pave the way for Lance and Bruce to marry and Bertha and Gertie too! Dykes on Bikes will probably be a featured act at his inaugural. RINO Riordan advocates door-to-door warrantless searches for GUNS (lions and tigers and bears, oh my!). Squandering fortunes on "the arts" is a sacrament in his social circle and he wants to spend oceans of Other People's (read taxpayers") Money on his pet schemes. He will hire other RINOs and contract with them empowering them to have more permanent control of California GOP megadelegations to GOP National Conventions, but somehow he is a "good manager". VOTE FOR RINO RIORDAN: HE'S THE GUY WHO WILL SPEND .04% LESS OF YOUR MONEY! AND, HE IS PRO-BUSINESS (he probably favors maximum wage laws for the peons). Wow, that's a war people will want to drive to if RINO Riordan doesn't confiscate their SUV's first . .in worship of Gaia. Ya gotta hand it to the guy. He is a real inspiration. What more could conservatives want?
Why they could want RINO AHHHHNOLD! He is more than RINO Riordan because he has bigger muscles particularly between his ears. He is about ten years younger than RINO Riordan despite AHHHHHNOLD's multiple bypass surgery AND for Muffy, Skipper, Mumsy and the crew down at the yacht club, AHHHHHNOLD is married to a real live niece of St. John of Hyannisport, the patron saint of nude swim parties with cocaine at the White House pool. AHHHHHNOLD has earned his way into that family. His wife's Uncle Ted will be snickering in his Scotch that the family has acquired the California GOP. AHHHHHNOLD is so far out that Barbara Boxer will probably vote for him. She and AHHHHNOLD have no known political differences and will you look at hose biceps!
BABS BOXER: Oh AHHHHNOLD, I was so thrilled by your support of a tax-raising referendum which passed. Even Gray DAvis has had some reluctance to raise taxes, AHHHHHNOLD, but not you. And your support of abortion is understandable given your, ummmm, social life but we never expected a guy like AHHHHHHNOLD to support gay adoption but you do, AHHHHNOLD, you really do. And gun control too. Oh, AHHHHNOLD, if you become governor, I might be willing to become a Republican if you hold me tight and uhhhhh, and uhhhhhh well, you know. Do I have to draw you a picture?......
Gollee, California RINOs are so brilliant! Is it true that some of you guys are frying eggs on your foreheads to save on energy and frying other folks' eggs to earn a little cash under the table? Are we supposed to be impressed by your capitalization of RATS as in DemoRATS when you want to elect Riordan a Demonrat in RINO drag?
If RINOs MUST control the California GOP, then you have not yet learned the necessary lessons via six years of Grey Davis and the scintillating visionaries even after still more wasted years of being governed by a RINO stooge like Planned Barrenhood Pete Wilson who looks like a Bircher by comparison with this years' crop of RINOs, then I hope Gray Davis resigns just before the election and you get the opportunity to be governed by Cruz Bustamente. If California is going to be lost to Western Civilization and disappear into the ocean, let it be on the Demonrats' watch and not under RINOs who exist only to undermine the actual Republican Party with the old Rockefeller/Lindsay gloom and doom and surrendermonkeyism.
A Republican Party can do a lot for a state. California ought to try having one again. It has been too many years of amateur hour as RINOs get imposed from above. You might have won with Simon despite an apparently pathetic campaign. He came within 5% or so. McClintock came closer in his race.
RINOs walked. It may be time to return the favor, doubled and redoubled.