Posted on 06/27/2003 1:55:32 PM PDT by BurkesLaw
Islam , n. a/k/a "The Religion of Love," a primitive form of religion that originated in lands that God forsook ages ago. Adherents of Islam, known as Terrorists, have a tendency to explode spontaneously in crowded marketplaces, cafes and buses. People who believe in Islam generally hate everyone who doesn't believe in Islam (and most who do).
Self-Esteem, n. A quality generally possessed by those least worthy of its possession. Self-esteem is thought by psychologists to prevent drug use, teenage pregnancy and Björk.
Pragmatism, n. The political belief that having no principles is in fact a principled stand. Adherents of pragmatism are recognizable by a complete lack of a spinal column and a wet finger permanently held aloft.
User-Friendly, adj. 1. Generally used to describe a computer program that does less than permanent damage. 2. Less familiarly used to describe a drunk Tri-Delt.
Vegetarian, n. People who believe that opposition to eating animal flesh makes them exempt from all moral laws. Famous vegetarians include Hitler, Pol Pot and Susan Sarandon.......
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