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I get a dozen spams a week trying to sell me stuff for the septic tank I don't own. When I filtered for "septic" they started coming as "Fix your S E P T I C tank" and "You 2 can Fix your S-E-P-T-I-C tank". (Nevermind the people who want to sell me "V1aGrA"!) These people should be the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution comes. I rank them a step above the "toner pirates" who regularly call me at work and advise "Yeah, this is Frank at the warehouse...your toner is going up but I can get you a skid at the old price...what is your model number again?" ("Shouldn't you know my model, Frank? And that it comes free with my copier agreement?" )