[Pippin]

Thanks, Jen!

[Dubya]

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one
little boy in her class, so she decided to use an
illustration.

"If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and
you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what
would you have?"

"Somebody else's pants."

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Spiritually speaking, whose clothes are you wearing?

Yea, all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed
with humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace
to the humble.

Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God,
that he may exalt you in due time: casting all your care
upon him; for he careth for you. -1 Peter 5:5