BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- I JUST RETURNED "LYING HISTORY" TO WALMART!

dfu | 6-25-03 | DFU

[doug from upland]

Okay, gang, it started with this thread -- I BOUGHT HILLARY'S "LYING HISTORY." Some of you really wanted to bust my chops. I got the book so I could discuss it with Dave Schippers on today's DFU Radio Hour.

Well, this should make some of you happy. I went back to WalMart, walked up to the customer service counter and told the girl -- "I bought this a few hours ago and went through the index. This book is nothing but crap and lies from Hillary. It should have been called LYING HISTORY. I would like my money back."

Without a word she took the book and rang up the refund. The only words she spoke were "Sign here," and "here is your $21.37." It is almost like it had happened before.

When I bought the book I told the salesgirl that I wanted Harry Potter for Mrs. DFU but it had apparently already sold out. I told her that's okay, this one has more witchcraft in it. She laughed.

What a great feeling, although I wanted to exchange it for Ann Coulter's TREASON. Unfortunately, they didn't have it.

Schippers was great today on the show. You can hear a replay in just a few minutes of FR Radio at 11pm Eastern.

Tomorrow, I am going to call the publisher and tell them what I did. Let's hope it is repeated thousands and thousands of times.

[A CA Guy]

Whoops, meant this for 101 while the poll was still going.
Double your pleasure, double your fun.

This link:
http://www.network54.com/Hide/Forum/170322

Goes to the only existing still used "The View" television show board.
They are asking in a poll if you read Hillary's book and want comments.
Why not?

After you vote, if you don't want to submit a comment, you can still read all the comments by just pressing the SUBMIT button and leaving the comments box blank.

[A CA Guy]

Bumo that! lol

[Alouette]

Why pass on the evil through Ebay?

Two reasons:

1. Hitlery will not benefit from a used book sale.

2. DFU can include his review and commentary.

[A CA Guy]

Why not make the review and use the book for a good fire? Why pass it around to spread the BS?

[Focault's Pendulum]

Ok...so maybe you're not doomed, after all.

[gathersnomoss]

Please continue to do your part in this effort to have fun with Shillary's book.

[doug from upland]

Well, that's a refreshing change from your messages on the other thread ---

You're doomed.

You've really doomed.

Boy are you doomed

Doomed...just...unbelievably...well...doomed

doomed

You really don't have any idea just how doomed you are...do you?

[Focault's Pendulum]

Well, that's a refreshing change from your messages on the other thread ---

What can I say....I'm a pessismist.

[A CA Guy]

LOL

[JmyBryan]

Bump

[ewing]

Im glad you told them it was 'false advertising.' (lol) Did you get something good, like an oil change with the money?

[doug from upland]

Well, since I couldn't trade if for Ann Coulter's TREASON (they didn't have it), I just took the cash.

[Bon mots]

If you steal lies from a lying thief, is it still stealing?

[rwfromkansas]

How do you steal the use of a book by buying it?

[Paulus Invictus]

W-M still has Hitlery's "Banal History" on the shelves as "A Good Read." They are in bed with the witch, for sure. Another good reason to hate W-M!

[unixfox]

You da man !!

[al baby]

Doug bouught the book and retured it after reading it

[doug from upland]

Bringing this one back. Did the witch win a Grammy for this?