Dave Letterman Top Ten's NY Times Again

CBS Late Show | June 25, 2005 | Dave Letterman

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Top Ten Things The Iraqi Information Minister Has Admitted Since Being Captured

2. "I've been offered a job as editor of 'The New York Times'"

[tvn]

The laughs continue at the NY Times expense.

[mseltzer]

Top Ten Things The Iraqi Information Minister Has Admitted Since Being Captured


10. "Okay, Iraq didn't win the war. It was a tie"

9. "Iraq's weapons scientists were secretly developing our own Hulk"

8. "Tariq Aziz had Botox"

7. "Saddam Hussein's not the innocent angel everyone thinks he is"

6. "Dr. Germ looks really hot when she's synthesizing VX gas"

5. "You picked the right guy for the 'Queen of Clubs,' if you know what I mean"

4. "Howard Dean will win the 2004 election"

3. "Uday Hussein's birth name -- Gary"

2. "I've been offered a job as editor of 'The New York Times'"

1. "The rumors are true -- I'm dating Ashton Kutcher"

[Hildy]

We taped Letterman last night to watch this morning. I haven't seen him in a long time and I have to say, he just ain't that funny anymore.