[MEG33]

That was my first impulse.She is all about her.

[TomGuy]

I'm surprised the Defense didn't use this:

Your Honor,
You see, this homeless man jumped through the window of my clients car without bothering to see whether it was open. He was attempting to hijack her vehicle by using his whole body to crash through my unsuspecting client's windshield from the passenger side. He hid along a dark curve and jumped onto my unsuspecting client's car as she was driving home from a hard day's work caring for elderly patients in a local nursing home.