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Darwin Strikes Again! Gene Pool Improved!
The Boston Globe ^
| 6/25/03
| AP
Posted on 06/25/2003 7:22:20 PM PDT by teech
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:10:12 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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A few million more like this and we might get that national IQ above 100...
Always remember: "Guns don't kill. Morons do!"
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posted on
06/25/2003 7:22:21 PM PDT
by
teech
To: teech
Should this be under evolution or Hold muh beer?
2
posted on
06/25/2003 7:28:39 PM PDT
by
Califcon
To: teech
The victim obviously didn't have a vested interest in the outcome.
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posted on
06/25/2003 7:29:31 PM PDT
by
umgud
(gov't has more money than it needs, but never as much as it wants)
To: mhking
Hold my whiskey, beer and joint.
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posted on
06/25/2003 7:33:10 PM PDT
by
SC Swamp Fox
(Aim small, miss small.)
To: teech
Don't people know that bullet proof clothing isn't like that crap Superman wears?
You can penetrate it with any sharp object..
Morons.
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posted on
06/25/2003 7:35:02 PM PDT
by
Jhoffa_
(Hey you kids, get off my lawn!)
To: teech
That does it! Bulletproof vests should be outlawed! We need to make America safe, and bulletproof vests kill.
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posted on
06/25/2003 7:37:16 PM PDT
by
Graewoulf
To: SC Swamp Fox
LOL - last words: 'Hey, watch this!'
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posted on
06/25/2003 7:38:26 PM PDT
by
ysoitanly
To: umgud
He has to sue either the vest company or the beer or whiskey producer. It couldn't have been Armando's fault. Where's Johnny Cochcran? Trial on a dummy before a living being...unthinkable.
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posted on
06/25/2003 7:41:23 PM PDT
by
kdf1
To: ysoitanly
Shouldn't this be classified as "assisted suicide"? The guy with the vest volunteered.
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posted on
06/25/2003 7:43:27 PM PDT
by
chuckles
To: ysoitanly
How do you say, "Hey, ya'll, watch this!!" in Spanish?
To: teech
Fools and their lives are soon parted.
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posted on
06/25/2003 7:48:12 PM PDT
by
Rocky
To: Right Angler
LOL. I should know this - I live in California!!
To: mhking
'Hold muh beer' ping!
To: teech
I'll bet twenty bucks that wasn't the original Boston Globe headline. :-)
To: kdf1
Was there a warning on the vest? If not, they're in big trouble.
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posted on
06/25/2003 7:56:07 PM PDT
by
paul51
To: teech
But, but, marijuana doesn't hurt anyone! /sarcasm off
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posted on
06/25/2003 7:56:58 PM PDT
by
skr
To: teech
Let's don't cast this in such a negative light. Edison said that he didn't consider his thousands of attempts to make a working lightbulb failures. He just learned thousands of ways NOT to build a lightbulb.
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posted on
06/25/2003 7:59:20 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(Why can't they be like we were, perfect in every way? What's the matter with kids today?)
To: teech
Sounds like a couple of liberaltarians in favor of legalizing pot to me...
To: umgud
The victim obviously didn't have a vested interest in the outcome. Yes, but he's got the point now.
To: teech
Can the same routine win 2 Darwins ?
Well, come to think of it, the 2nd SHOULD be awarded a Darwin of the highest order.
I've seen the following as 1997 & 1999 Darwin Nominee, so it might be bogus
MOSCOW, Russia-A drunk security man asked a colleague at the Moscow bank they were guarding to stab his bulletproof vest to see if it would protect him against a knife attack. It didn't, and the 25-year-old guard died of a heart wound.
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posted on
06/25/2003 9:34:11 PM PDT
by
stylin19a
(this space for rent)
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