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>>>Where's old "crusty"?

Old crusty was put to rest at its own will.

The events were as follows:

Hillary had finally taken it off one day, and stopped the torture on the poor defenseless garment. It rested for one day in a closet, happy to be free of the chains that bound it.

But that night, Hillary was discussing another booksigning, pondering aloud what she would where. The yellow suit? The red dress? Hillary was not sure, but the black suit was just glad its name was not mentioned.

Then, tragedy struck. Hillary muttered to herself, "Well, I'll just where my old black pant suit."

Rage, terror, and fear filled the heart of the pant suit. It would not be prisoner again!

The next moring, Hillary awoke to find her pant suit shredded on the ground beside her bed. There was a knife on the floor beside it, and a note that simply read, " O ooo oO oo o o". The police investicated, but found no footprints on the floor or fingerprints on the knife.

But the other garments in the closet know. "Old Crusty" , as it was deemed by many, commited suicide. The note was written by the pant suit itself--yes, a suicide note.

However, we may not have seen the last of the pansuit. There are rumors that Hillary has secretly payed scientists and taylors millions to clone the pant suit. But until then, the garment lays in rest.

Rest in peace, friend. Your days of torment are over.