Hillary Lands Endcap at Dollar General!

Registered ^ | 06.24.03 | Registered

[4mycountry]

>>>Where's old "crusty"?

Old crusty was put to rest at its own will.

The events were as follows:

Hillary had finally taken it off one day, and stopped the torture on the poor defenseless garment. It rested for one day in a closet, happy to be free of the chains that bound it.

But that night, Hillary was discussing another booksigning, pondering aloud what she would where. The yellow suit? The red dress? Hillary was not sure, but the black suit was just glad its name was not mentioned.

Then, tragedy struck. Hillary muttered to herself, "Well, I'll just where my old black pant suit."

Rage, terror, and fear filled the heart of the pant suit. It would not be prisoner again!

The next moring, Hillary awoke to find her pant suit shredded on the ground beside her bed. There was a knife on the floor beside it, and a note that simply read, " O ooo oO oo o o". The police investicated, but found no footprints on the floor or fingerprints on the knife.

But the other garments in the closet know. "Old Crusty" , as it was deemed by many, commited suicide. The note was written by the pant suit itself--yes, a suicide note.

However, we may not have seen the last of the pansuit. There are rumors that Hillary has secretly payed scientists and taylors millions to clone the pant suit. But until then, the garment lays in rest.

Rest in peace, friend. Your days of torment are over.

[justshutupandtakeit]

Went into Books-a-Million today. Mrs. Abomination's compliation of lies wasn't even in the front of the store with the newly issued, bestsellers. It was down the aisle out of sight.

Ann's new blockbuster WAS in front. Amazing.

[jla]

LOL

[BushIsALiberal]

40% off after one week out even in college towns, it's not far from that (photo)

[Registered]

LOL

[amused]

You've done it again!

[iceskater]

jla - Thanks for the ping.

Registered - you really do have a gift! I love it.

[cherry_bomb88]

ROTFL...that's classic!!!

[ErnBatavia]

"Gap" refers to the label that the King snuck into Old Crusty....remember Monica's "Little Blue Gap brand Dress"?

[mountaineer]

Somehow, the last time I was at Sam's Club, copies of the Dean Koontz book mysteriously were placed in front of the Hildebeaste's book. I wonder how that happened.

[wardaddy]

Good one...I missed that. I was referring to her thunder thighs...sorry.

[ErnBatavia]

I was referring to her thunder thighs...sorry.

Shudder....I wouldn't have thought of THAT! Brrrrr

[Revolting cat!]

FYI, the Chappaqua Library only owns two copies..

And you're telling us they haven't yet been misplaced on some rarely visited shelf stacks?

[ReleaseTheHounds]

... so it was a case of "suit-a-cide"? Tragic, but understandable....

[4mycountry]

Now THAT was bad.

[Way2Serious]

hillarysblackpantsuit.org

Hey you need to grab that URL and go public. I think you'd get real contributors. Seriously. I'd send you a buck.

[SerpentDove]

That is one of your funniest yet!

LOL

[Way2Serious]

Why didn't the three other MV-22s loaded with Marines crash at Marana?

Possibly because they were subsequently grounded until improvements were made in equipment and procedures. Pretty soon, the V-22s will reach 200 hours of total combined flight time since they were recertified. With any luck, they've cleaned up the program.