[LadyX]

EASTERN UNION TELEGRAM

To: Johnny Mac, Reporter, Free Republic Gazette

Simply stunning effort, your Anniversary Narrative !! STOP
Wish I were there. STOP

Unavoidably delayed by exciting developments here in "XXXXX"- ran short of funds, and had to resort to ...... well...had to be 'creative.'

We simply must have an increase in funding for our capers, if 'You Know Who' wants results!
'She' thought the electric fan to replace the palmetto frond fans was exorbitant - sheesh.......

As soon as I catch the Euro rail for Dumkovski and get to Lower Slobovia, I can breathe a little easier. Hector never suspected a thing when I slipped away from him as he slept, the "XXX" safely hidden in my (supposed) lipstick case. You're gonna love it, added to the other pieces of the puzzle!

Thanks for holding the fort in your inimitable and brilliant style! STOP
Back soon.... DON'T STOP !!

Maggie Malone

[ST.LOUIE1]

LOL! Morning, Exie! : )

[Billie]

Gosh, I hope I'm not paying for that looooong telegram! :)

Hello, dear Maggie, you do keep it interesting here. :)

I'll borrow some of LadyX's XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX's ....for you. :)

[ru4liberty]

Love it! Very creative. Sneaky too!

[jwfiv]

WESTERN UNION TELEGRAM

To: Maggie Malone, Reporter, Free Republic Gazette

You're here.STOP.For being my inspiration, guide, partner in adventure, FRiend and sister...for the way you love Him, and share your heart...thank you.STOP.See you when you return, coffee's on me.STOP.Later, Dear...)DON'T STOP!!

Johnny Mac

[ST.LOUIE1]

Where are you, Ms.Eleanor L'Orso? LOL!

Morning, fuzzy, dear. : )

[larryjohnson]

Thanks for the ping to the Finest of whom you are.