[GOP Jedi]

The fonts recall the masculinity of an old barber shop, but a funny picture of a goat on the label implies, he said, something out of the ordinary.

Ah, yes, the metrosexual and his GOAT. It gives him an air of mystery, don't you know: could he be?

There's been a trend along these lines in Tokyo for years. Some guys shave all their body hair off (except for scalp and eyelashes), which is an odd trend considering how few Japanese men are actually hirsute.

I don't think Joe Sixpack is gonna embrace the metrosexual lifestyle for one important reason: he doesn't make a metrosexual salary.

[AngryJawa]

I don't think Joe Sixpack is gonna embrace the metrosexual lifestyle for one important reason: he doesn't make a metrosexual salary.

Oh, I can think of lots of reasons that 'ol Joe ain't going down that road...most of them involving the fact that he's not gay.

[RayBob]

"I don't think Joe Sixpack is gonna embrace the metrosexual lifestyle for one important reason: he doesn't make a metrosexual salary."

Well, Joe, is he right?

[Huck]

These are just homos who haven't come all the way out yet.