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To: Dog Gone

One booth promoting a vegetarian diet quickly sold out of T-shirts reading "If it has a face, don't eat it."

Does a chicken have a face?

I don't know, but I'm guessing a head of lettuce is out of the question.

3 posted on 06/23/2003 10:28:45 AM PDT by nravoter (I've given a name to my pain, and it's "Hillary".)

To: nravoter

ROFL

4 posted on 06/23/2003 10:29:26 AM PDT by Dog Gone

To: nravoter

If soap had a face, we would know why so many of these guys are strangers to it.

6 posted on 06/23/2003 10:33:03 AM PDT by bicycle thug

To: nravoter

I don't know, but I'm guessing a head of lettuce is out of the question.

What about an ear of corn?

10 posted on 06/23/2003 10:38:19 AM PDT by cardinal4 (The Senate Armed Services Comm; the Chinese pipeline into US secrets)

To: nravoter; dighton; L,TOWM; Constitution Day; general_re

"I don't know, but I'm guessing a head of lettuce is out of the question."

And that would leave out potatoes as well, wouldn't it?
I mean, after all, don't they have eyes?

14 posted on 06/23/2003 10:42:36 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængruppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))

To: nravoter

Nice one!

19 posted on 06/23/2003 10:49:57 AM PDT by Rebelbase (........The bartender yells, "hey get out of here, we don't serve breakfast!")

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