The truth is everyone is involved. The ten inch tall fairies in your air conditioner direct them by radiotelepathic waves to perform acts they soon forget. Kind of like the Mothmen, except more evil.
My advice is run right straight out to your frontyard naked, scream, and ask for forgiveness from the fairies controlling your brain. When the police show up, tell them to call Bill Clinton and ask him to vouch for you. You'll be fine after that. ( sarcasm tag off)
The truth is everyone is involved. The ten inch tall fairies in your air conditioner direct them by radiotelepathic waves to perform acts they soon forget. Kind of like the Mothmen, except more evil.
How dare you reveal the master plan?!?! It looks like you'll have to go to the reeducation camp.