[Sparta]

The truth is everyone is involved. The ten inch tall fairies in your air conditioner direct them by radiotelepathic waves to perform acts they soon forget. Kind of like the Mothmen, except more evil.

How dare you reveal the master plan?!?! It looks like you'll have to go to the reeducation camp.

[judicial meanz]

Drats...I'm cooked now Sparta....LOL

[Domestic Church]

"It looks like you'll have to go to the reeducation camp."

Uh oh, now you've done it...they're going to send in the infested toilet paper crew to maintain decorum while they reset the timewarp.