Aaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Excite ^ | 20 June 2003 | Ellen Wulfhorst

[HiTech RedNeck]

They are thimply ekththpreththing their inner thelf phythically.

[clamboat]

What's sticking out of his nostrils?!

That's just a really agressive nose hair. Nothing to worry about...his barber will probably get it for him next time he's in.

[AmishDude]

Gotta always ratchet it up, if you want to be a rebel. What comes next???

With any luck? Decapitation. It's like so cool. And it makes such a statement! Go ahead, try it!

[finnman69]

[HiTech RedNeck]

Like the disembodied "Head" in C. S. Lewis' novel That Hideous Strength

[clamboat]

Gotta always ratchet it up, if you want to be a rebel. What comes next???

What comes next? Someday I predict people will be able to do surgical and genetic modifications to grow extra body parts...an extra hand or arms, extra digits on the hands, blue skin, permanently red fingernails...

You heard it here first!

[TN4Liberty]

There's not enough beer in the world....

[Nebr FAL owner]

LET THE IDIOTS CONTINUE DOING WHAT EVER THEY WANT TO DO TO THEMSELVES IN THE FORM OF BODY MODIFICATION!!It makes it so much easier for those of us to spot people who are truly EARTH SHAKING STUPID!!!

[TomB]

You gotta admit, it's a lot more subtle than having "LOSER" tatooed across the forehead. But the same effect.


"to liberate not to conquer"

[finnman69]

I heard Hillary got one...

[null and void]

For the first time in my 34 years, I am speechless.

Ummm. Double your pleasure, double your fun with double ...

[verity]

I hope the next phase is brain piercing with a large spike.

[AmishDude]

Like the disembodied "Head" in C. S. Lewis' novel That Hideous Strength

I was thinking more of Futurama:

But to each, his own.

[Xenalyte]

Xena's Guy has pierced ears that haven't seen an earring in about two years, and he has a nosering that can be concealed inside the nose (it's a C shape, and the curve is through the septum, so he can flip the whole thing up inside). I'm not even sure he has it in right now.

[Xenalyte]

Oh come on, Xena.

Speak! Speak!

Now that I've regained my voice, what I would say would get me suspended.

[Nebr FAL owner]

That would have to hurt like HELL!!! Especially when it comes time to take a leak. =8^<

[hunyb]

"It's a form of self-expression, alienation, rejecting mainstream culture and asserting independence, he said."

It's EFFING STUPID!

[hunyb]

HA! Paging Lorena Bobbit! :)

[discostu]

I could never do the nose ring thing. Too many alergies.

[discostu]

I would never hire any of these people. Somebody showed up for an interview all freaky I wouldn't even let them sit down. There will never be room in any department I run for flaming retards.