ODD FLIGHT OF BODY PARTS SUSPECT

BBC On-Line ^ | 6/19/03 | BBC

[johniegrad]

You know, all the passengers on these internation flights look so strange these days that I've completely given up trying to differentiate the necrophiliacs from the hermaphrodites from the dismembering murders. Anyone with any tips out there?

[MEG33]

Tis a puzzle.

[johniegrad]

Any advice?

[Cicero]

Sometimes the dismembering murderers have bulging pockets. And they tend to pay cash for their tickets, whereas terrorists use fraudulent credit cards.

[johniegrad]

Thank you.

[sd-joe]

LOL.

Look at the "balloons" over their heads telling you what they are thinking / dreaming about.

[ladyinred]

Tip: Don't fly.

[7 x 77]

Dismembering a body seems like hard work that creates its own kind of evidence (e.g., blood everywhere).

[r9etb]

Fellow passenger Peter Michau said: "He was sat very still and stared straight ahead. He never made eye contact with me the whole flight."

As if that's a bad thing....

I must confess that the most troublesome aspect is not the dismemberment per se, but arm-baking -- that's a bit off-kilter.

[MEG33]

Yes ,it does tend to put one off.

[harrowup]

Fly First. Every other passenger is either a Rock Star, Lawyer/Lobbyist or a Drug Dealer...and the occasional dead header.

[johniegrad]

[Ole Okie]

>>And they tend to pay cash for their tickets, whereas terrorists use fraudulent credit cards.
<<
Credit cards are strictly passe.

Nowadays terrorists use counterfeit 100 million dollar bills.

Making change is a real bitch for the airlines.

[NewRomeTacitus]

"...creates its own kind of evidence (e.g., blood everywhere)."
Knock, knock.
"Who is it?"
"Victor the Cleaner."
from Le Femme Nikita. Or you might try Harvey Keitel's approach in Pulp Fiction.

[EggsAckley]

I met Bo and John Derek in First Class. Very nice, and Conservative people.

[EggsAckley]

I met Bo and John Derek in First Class. Very nice, and Conservative people.

[EggsAckley]

I met Bo and John Derek in First Class. Very nice, and Conservative people.

[EggsAckley]

Oops, FR is rather draggy and slow tonight.

[NewRomeTacitus]

"...creates its own kind of evidence (e.g., blood everywhere)."
Knock, knock.
"Who is it?"
"Victor the Cleaner."
from Le Femme Nikita. Or you might try Harvey Keitel's approach in Pulp Fiction.
But we're talking about real-life fiends who wing it.

[r9etb]

I met Bo and John Derek in First Class. Very nice, and Conservative people.

And judging by the number of times you told us, you're apparently very proud of it.... ;-)

Now, if Bo were to describe you, I'm guessing she'd say you didn't make eye contact, either. Not with her eyes, at any rate.