[Steve_Seattle]

"These women have serious problems."

Ted Bundy had his groupies, too. Things like this tempt me to run a personal ad that says something like, "Unemployed alcoholic with violent temper seeks female companionship." That formula seems to work for a lot of men.

[MEG33]

LOL

[Devil_Anse]

I love it!!

Add in "with long criminal record", and you've got yourself a formula!

[texasbluebell]

Ted Bundy had his groupies, too.

And unbelievably, he married one of them while he was in prison, and she had his child!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Ted Bundy had his groupies, too. Things like this tempt me to run a personal ad that says something like, "Unemployed alcoholic with violent temper seeks female companionship." That formula seems to work for a lot of men.

I think I'm going to start running around and acting like an @$$hole. That should get me a girlfriend in no time!

[Dead Dog]

"Unemployed alcoholic with violent temper seeks female companionship." That formula seems to work for a lot of men.

Especially for Seattle/Everott hags.

[Oberon]

Things like this tempt me to run a personal ad that says something like, "Unemployed alcoholic with violent temper seeks female companionship." That formula seems to work for a lot of men.

I have thought about running a personal ad that would look something like this:

"Good-looking but married amoral low-life white male, 35, seeks female 18-40 with low self-esteem for tawdry, one-sided, adulterous sexual relationship."

I haven't ever done it, of course, because I'm a loyal husband and for hundreds of other very good reasons; but the scariest reason is that I think it would generate a sizeable response.

Of course, I'm also not all that good-looking...