[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Ted Bundy had his groupies, too. Things like this tempt me to run a personal ad that says something like, "Unemployed alcoholic with violent temper seeks female companionship." That formula seems to work for a lot of men.

I think I'm going to start running around and acting like an @$$hole. That should get me a girlfriend in no time!

[Devil_Anse]

Practice saying this line: "Better put some ice on that!"

[USMMA_83]

Oh, you want a girlfriend. That's easy man...just look real angry. Look like you need fixin'. Deranged women just love to fix guys. But, be careful what you wish for....