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To: Steve_Seattle
Ted Bundy had his groupies, too. Things like this tempt me to run a personal ad that says something like, "Unemployed alcoholic with violent temper seeks female companionship." That formula seems to work for a lot of men.

I think I'm going to start running around and acting like an @$$hole. That should get me a girlfriend in no time!

60 posted on 06/16/2003 9:03:49 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (There be no shelter here; the front line is everywhere!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Practice saying this line: "Better put some ice on that!"
63 posted on 06/16/2003 9:34:04 AM PDT by Devil_Anse
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Oh, you want a girlfriend. That's easy man...just look real angry. Look like you need fixin'. Deranged women just love to fix guys. But, be careful what you wish for....
217 posted on 06/17/2003 3:03:23 AM PDT by USMMA_83
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