[TomGuy]

a legion of female admirers who deluge him with encouraging letters

I saw this response:

Dear Gretta:
Thank you for your letters, but, hon, 3 a day are a bit much, as I only get mailcall once a day.
I appreciate your support, but marriage is probably out of the question.

Later,

SP

[goldstategop]

That's more mail than I get in a week on the singles sites I frequent and I swear I am NOT kidding!

[runningbear]

LOL.....