Vanity: The Anti-Freepers Lament (Where have all the "Good" posters gone)

By BadJoe, Mojo & Co.

[Jim Robinson]

Where have all the posters gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the posters gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the posters gone?
Gone from FReepers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the good ones gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the good ones gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the good ones gone?
Gone to antis every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the antis gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the antis gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the antis gone?
Gone asunder every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the afers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the afers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the afers gone?
Gone to lepers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the lepers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the lepers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the lepers gone?
Gone to retread every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the retreads gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the retreads gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the retreads gone?
Back to FReepers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

[yooper]

Hi Jim Rob! Look, I know I've let you down; you have every right to ask where I've been. The truth of the matter is that I've been drunk. Loaded. Blotto. Awash in coffin varnish. Stinkin' Putrified.

But no more. I swear by the gods that I will post articles worthy of your attention, articles which will ring to the highest altitudes with truth.

Oh, hell, I'm lyin' again.

Take them as you get's them.

JR, in all seriousness, thanks for providing me with this forum. You da' man! And you always will be....

[wizr]

Some of us just lurk, avoiding the PC Police.

[Jhoffa_]

I think I heard some longhair read an "ode" to one once..

[Fzob]

No clue if he's posting under some other name.

I see his loopy web sites crop up on other forums where conspiracy goof balls really think the WTC's were blown up.

[Mark was here]

``It burned my uvula,'' he said.

[Publius]

Excellent evening, by the way. The Shrew is a professional chef, and he really made my stove sing. I put on Brubeck, Rampal & Billy Joel's classical piano pieces, along with some Schubert. Great music, great conversation, and the Four Toasts of the Puget Sound Chapter.

And great beer, Btd! I knocked down another bottle of the dark today while I sauted that broccoli that The Shrew left me.

Any FReepers that come to Seattle get treated well by the chapter. Libertina even made the salad dressing from scratch. If you hit town, just let Libertina know. The chapter knows how to show out-of-town FReepers a good time.

[Jim Robinson]

Ok, that's a relief. Whew! BadJoe just announced today that ALL of the good posters have left FR. Of course, OWK said the same thing in '98, Navigator in '99, Mojo in '00, Rivero '01, Arator in '02, and Raimondo '03. If all the good guys are gone, guess nobody left in the roost but us chickens and chatters.

[FryingPan101]

"They went with the flowers."

Every one.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Who ELSE now has that stupid song playing through their head???

[RobFromGa]

I didn't know it was BadJoe with the faulty hard drive and memory and in need of new software.

[4mycountry]

Uh, are you ok? ^^;;

[wimpycat]

Here we are!

[4mycountry]

Was the image that just came to me intentional, or an accident caused by bad wording?

[Jim Robinson]

zing...

[Luke FReeman]

I know how you're feeling.

Thank God for Florida FReeper Luis Gonzalez.

Florida FReeper FRegards?

P. S. Any word on how Gonzo's health is?

[VaBthang4]

I got this "good poster" hanging in my office...

[SouthernFreebird]

Who ELSE now has that stupid song playing through their head???

Raising hand here....arrrgh

[patton]

By the way, anybody want Trafficant's boat (it's an Egg Harbour)?

It seems I can get it.

The boat is in DC, and might be useful for a freepathon (1 whack, $10), or some such.

Let me know.

[Khepera]

Can you define a "Good Poster"?

[Jim Robinson]

You'll have to ask the AFers. They're the ones who keep saying all the good posters are gone.