Vanity: The Anti-Freepers Lament (Where have all the "Good" posters gone)

By BadJoe, Mojo & Co.

[Little Bill]

A slow season at FR, two angst posts in a week?

[humblegunner]

the ants sir are blowing in the wind.

Freakin' flying ants.
As if burrowing was too good for 'em.

[tet68]

Ya know we had a mess sargent out at the riflerange at PI that would go out and feed sugar water to an anthill in front of the mess hall, there was never a problem with ants in that place.

Anty bump

[Jeff Gordon]

[Brad’s Gramma]

Psssssstttt......Jeff. I don't see anything.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

You've been replaced!

[Ligeia]

Nice poster. This one's better.

[Brad’s Gramma]

NOW I'm feeling REALLY stupid cuz it appeared and oh WHERE is a Mod to zap ME when I need it??????????


Gulp

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Funny!

[Billthedrill]

It's OK. I'm stuck in a hotel room in Sillycone Valley waiting for some punk kid with a bone in his nose to run me through two weeks of Micro$oft hell. Fresno looks pretty good at the moment.

Had a very nice dinner with The Shrew, Publius, and Libertina last night to send me off. We toasted you.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

What's an "uvula"?

[Willie Green]

ADMINCONCERTSERIES

Cool. I like karaoke threads.

Too many teardrops for one heart to be cryin'
Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on
You're way on top now since you left me
You're always laughin way down at me
But watch out now, I'm gonna get there
We'll be together for just a little while
And then I'm gonna put you way down here
And you'll start cryin' ninety-six tears
Cry, cry

And when the sun comes up, I'll be on top
You'll be right down there, lookin' up
And I might wave, come up here
But I don't see you wavin' now
I'm way down here, wonderin' how
I'm gonna get you but I know now
I'll just cry, cry, Ill just cry

Too many teardrops for one heart to be cryin'
Too many teardrops for one heart to carry on
You're gonna cry ninety-six tears
You're gonna cry ninety-six tears
You're gonna cry, cry cry cry now
You're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry
Ninety-six tears
C'mon and lemme hear you cry, now
Ninety-six tears, I wanna hear you cry
Night and day, yeah, all night long
Uh-ninety-six tears, cry cry cry
C'mon baby, let me hear you cry now, all night long
Uh ninety-six tears, yeah c'mon now
Uh-ninety-six tears

[RedBloodedAmerican]

I know that site is liberal, but is it AFers?

[wimpycat]

This deserves to be zotted, you know. Even though you posted it. If it was anyone else besides you who posted it, it would be immediately zotted and you would be nuked.

But, noooooooo, you're part of the Nasty Little Clique, you're in tight with the Admins, so you can do whatever you want, you want to silence debate, you're a Bushbot, you're not a "real" conservative, you're a brown-nosing teacher's pet. This used to be a good website until YOU came along, but here now you march all over the place, posting whatever you want, whenever you want, like you own the place....and, um, well....uhhhhhh, errr...

In the interests of consistency, this is for that no-talent, insipid, poor attempt at parody you posted:

[Exit148]

I'll bite! ---

Where have they gone?

[Jeff Gordon]

Psssssstttt......Jeff. I don't see anything.

Be patient, Gramma.

It took 30 years to get a partial birth abortion law. It is just about to happen now. Good things come to those who wait.

[bluefish]

That one graced my bedroom wall. I think I was in Junior High about then!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Hold on, I'm going to Freepmail you something that I found on Yahoo.....HOLD ON!

[Jeff Gordon]

What's an "uvula"?

If you have to ask....

[Calpernia]

Just wanted to say Hi. Don't think we freeped yet. Great forum. Thank you.