1 posted on
06/14/2003 6:17:35 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
FedEx and UPS: Your world (not) on time.
2 posted on
06/14/2003 6:23:15 PM PDT by
rs79bm
(The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit ... R. Limbaugh)
To: Rebelbase
If I was UPS, this would be in a commercial.
To: Rebelbase
"We want to race the truck."
4 posted on
06/14/2003 6:27:55 PM PDT by
SamAdams76
(Back in boot camp! 268 (-32))
To: Rebelbase
Fed Ex Driver: Man, I was trying to make my delivery and that UPS driver just ran me off the road!
6 posted on
06/14/2003 6:29:22 PM PDT by
cherry_bomb88
(Are you on the right side of the wrong issue or the wrong side of the right issue?)
To: Rebelbase
FedEx guarantees one-day turnover.
To: Rebelbase
Looks like UPS won the first round.
8 posted on
06/14/2003 6:33:14 PM PDT by
Billy_bob_bob
("He who will not reason is a bigot;He who cannot is a fool;He who dares not is a slave." W. Drummond)
To: Rebelbase
Was the UPS driver's name Oswald?
To: Rebelbase
Can't forget this, of course....
Wilson!!!!!
To: Rebelbase
It appears the better men and women won. FedEx really stinks around here. If companies won't send stuff by UPS or if they insist on FedEx and no one else, I don't buy from them. This is hilarious. I'm going to give to all my neighbors who will agree with this statement.
11 posted on
06/14/2003 6:43:47 PM PDT by
schaketo
(Vote for Crazy Al Sharpton in the Demoncrap Primaries)
To: Rebelbase
I've always found the FedEx name rather comical almost like having a disease. (Bizarre humor resulting from various MAD magazines.) Imagine going around saying "you've been Fedex'd!" or "I've got Fedex'd!" Almost like saying "you've been VD'd!" or "I've got AIDS!"
To: Rebelbase
So THAT'S what happened to the package that I ordered???
To: Rebelbase
Both suck because they do not ship to men and women serving the USA military that only have APO/FPO addresses.
25 posted on
06/14/2003 10:29:54 PM PDT by
KKing
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