It was a hot and humid day as hundreds of Clinton Kool-Aid drinkers stood in a long line and became a captive audience to our shouts and signs.
Thus, when the Doctor of FReep used his megaphone, one of his taunts was (I'll paraphrase his shouts):
IF YOU'RE TIRED OF WAITING IN THE HEAT, CALL COSCO IN PENTAGON CITY. YOU CAN BUY HILLARY'S BOOK JUNE 25 AND WAIT IN THE AIR-CONDITIONED STORE FOR HER TO SIGN IT.
Other shouts of Doctor Raoul included:
WE ARE THE VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY!
WE'RE EVERYWHERE!
NEWT GINGRICH AND I BOOSTED MONICA OVER THE WHITE HOUSE FENCE.
THE IDEA OF USING THE PIZZA AS BAIT FOR TRAPPING BILL, THAT WAS CLARENCE THOMAS' IDEA.
THOSE BUYING A BOOK BY CREDIT CARD GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE. THOSE BUYING A BOOK WITH CASH GO TO THE MIDDLE OF THE LINE. THOSE BUYING A PARDON WITH CASH GO TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE. BUDDHIST MONKS CAN GO HOME, YOU WILL BE BILLED.
The highlight for me was when Dr. R loaned his megaphone to a guy who claimed to be (and apparently was) a veteran of Somalia. As Staytrue said, the guy briefly "thanked" Bill & Hill for not giving them the armor and supplies that they needed to avoid the deaths of their fellow soldiers in the Blackhawk Down battle.
The door to the book store was open until Dr. Raoul moved to across the street from the book store. Shortly thereafter, the Somalia vet used the megaphone and the door was closed, apparently to keep Mrs. Clinton from hearing.
The liberals across the street were hardly festive. Subjected to heat, smog, traffic noise, and our shouts and signs as they waited in line, they seemed demoralized by our very presence. Maybe once every 5 minutes, one of them would shout a response.
One liberal did loose it completely. From across the street, he told us "F you" repeatedly.
Kristinn announced our contest: "Free Hillary book. Free to the person who can throw the book the furthest."
Some liberal wise guy came over to our side of the street and demanded his free book. Kristinn told him that he had to win the contest first. The wise guy cried fowl, saying this was like W changing the rules and stealing the election.
I told him, "In 20 years we could come back here and you'll still be complaining about the 2000 election. You were a sore looserman then and you're a sore looserman now!"
ROFL!