i've seen TABLES with better looking legs than the witch has!
when i saw the following ad for sale in the "Merchandizer" (the local thriftynickel) i thought of HITLERY, the "blonde witch project":
FOR SALE ====>dark-finished wooden desk, suitable for lady with large legs and deep drawers. $ 50.00 or best offer.(phone # ommitted)
FRee dixie,sw