Rep. Weiner: "I wouldn't mind having sex with (Rep.) Tauscher" (What passes for Dem humor)

pjsf.com ^ | May 27, 2003 | p. j. corkery

[mountaineer]

The Legislative Process: “I wouldn’t mind having sex with Ellen Tauscher,” a U.S. Representative said the other night to a crowd in D.C. This wish for sexual congress came from a congressional member named appropriately enough, Weiner.

Of course, he was speaking at a Congressional Comedy Night – if you can imagine so improbable an event – to raise money for an Oregon Democrat named Earl Blumenauer.

Wiener, who was wearing a muscle shirt when he made his remarks, said that Tauscher was one “hot” Congresswoman. But tough. …. Said Weiner, in full, “I wouldn’t mind having sex with Ellen Tauscher. But I’m afraid that it would be like a praying-mantis deal and she’d bite my head off when we were done.”

Wiener isn’t the only member who finds The Lady from The ’Burbs hot, and she herself, they say, has the hoots for another member. Tauscher has long been linked romantically, as the papers say, with Rep. Steny Hoyer of Maryland.

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Tauscher herself also appeared at the Blumenauer Comedy Night. Tauscher, who irked peace activists in March in Walnut Creek when they asked her why she hadn’t spoken out publicly to express her concerns about the war and she haughtily referred them to an office press release, showed up dressed in a U.S. Navy flight suit, by way of tweaking Dubya and his photo op landing on the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln. “Were you guys nervous when you saw the plane land? Talk about a faith-based initiative!” she said. Polite laughter ensued. ...

Tauscher skipped out from the titter-fest before Weiner plied his interest. Weiner didn’t get much laughter, either. “He was so completely inappropriate it was shocking,” said one Democrat. Well, better than calling him a prick. ...

[Fracas]

Yes - that's Jane Harman (D-Venice).

[ArrogantBustard]

The press pic has probably been airbrushed to within a pixel of its life...

[arasina]

The other pic has to be the only good one of her in existence. All the rest look like...Clutch Cargo in drag.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

She looks like a clone of that Dim whatshername who recently retained her Senate seat in Louisiana!

It's Mary Landrieu, but whatshername sounds much better.

[Guillermo]

It's Jane Harman (Harman-Kardon) I was thinking of. She sat next to my dad at an event honoring her husbands philanthropic work.

[Ole Okie]

(Amazing that these democrat women are being ~kept in their places~ just like Hillary putting up with that philandering, lying husband of hers.)

Victims, all.

How sad, too bad.

Yeah, my sympathies to all those poor, mistreated victims.

[Steve_Seattle]

A conservative politician who made a comment like this would immediately create a national scandal and would be the subject of "thoughtful" columns by Maureen Dowd and Ellen Goodman who would assure us that Republicans "still don't get it, and are unable to deal with powerful women on a basis of equality." But if conservatives object to Weiner's comments, they will be told to "lighten up" and to start worrying about "substantive" things like the economy and health care.

[mountaineer]

You are absolutely correct.

[Richard Kimball]

Not as hard as it is to believe that Sharon Stone looks like Hillary! Clinton.

[mountaineer]

Somehow, I doubt the makers of the Hillary! movie will strive for realism enough to make Sharon Stone stuff the thighs and butt of her pantyhouse in order to resemble the Hildebeaste with any degree of accuracy.

[habs4ever]

So, is Weiner the horndog that took over Chuckie Schumer's seat? Alert NOW! Circle the wagons, Nancy Pelosi, call your office, you have patriarchal, oppressive, under sensitized Democrat male in your caucus!

Jim Moran must be enjoying this ;-)

[Uncle Hal]

Tauscher look like she has not missed many cocktail hours in recent years.

[mountaineer]

Yes, Weiner's own web site refers to Schumer as his "mentor." gag.

[Drango]

Then we have the candid shot, with the sailor in #4,

I kid you not, the picture is from her OWN web page...It's sooooooo faltering and it looks like some High School kid took it with a disposable camera.

[mountaineer]

Weiner didn’t get much laughter, either. “He was so completely inappropriate it was shocking,” said one Democrat.

What's wrong with this comment? Of course - the very notion that one Democrat finds any fault with the sexual peccadillos of another Democrat. If Weiner was inappropriate, what the Sam Hill was Clinton? I must wonder.

[Hatteras]

Heh, heh, Hey Beavis! He said, "titter-fest" heh, heh...

[mikeb704]

Dear Ellen:

They're going to say some ugly things about you on this thread, but don't let it bother you. Just keep your chins up.

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[mountaineer]

Her moderate, bi-partisan, independent brand of leadership, termed “Tauscherism” by Time Magazine, has helped her make her mark in the district and in Washington, DC. her website

Keep your Tauscheristic chins up, Ellen.

[timydnuc]

She has a pretty face and it looks like she has some (David Keith in "An Officer And A Gentleman") bodacious Ta Tas, but in the 2nd photo she looks like she's starting to get into the "porker" mode (sorry for the pun...porker/RAT politician).

[BigWaveBetty]

To the Oscar Mayer Weiner song:

Oh, I'm thankful I'm not Rep. Anthony Weiner
That would be an awful thing to be
Because if I were Rep. Anthony Weiner
I'd tell bad jokes, my face would be a horse's ass
And my mother would still dress me!