Somehow I got visuals off that one! 
Posted on 06/10/2003 6:23:09 PM PDT by 4mycountry
I got this in an e-mail and my family thought about all the names here on FR, and how we could all use a little cheering up, so here it is, the new weird name test.
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This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Her maiden name was Boobie Bubbleshorts. No wonder she attracted Bill!
LOL. It does, doesn't it?
You just remember to behave yourself!
LOL
Heheheh. : ) YES.
I hyphenated my maiden name with my husband's name, so my husband, daughter, and son are Buttercup, Poopsie, and Zippy Liverfanny.
You see, it COULD be worse.
(My twelve year old son thinks this is the funniest thing he has ever read on FR. He has already printed out a copy to send to his fifteen year old sister at summer camp. I can hear the screams from North Carolina already . . . he already sent her two plastic toads and an envelope filled with confetti rigged to fall apart when she opens it . . . )
Typical 12 year old boy nonsense. But harmless (I think.)
Somehow I got visuals off that one!
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