I'd rather have more 'shark stories' - better locale, better scenery, prettier victims, et cetra ... maybe we can 'ding' the media into covering more shark stories (ratings!) ...
(NOT that I want more people bitten nor do I like to see people or sharks harmed.)
Not to mention the foreboding music of JAWS going through your head when shark stories are reported. What the hell kind of music do you play to the Prairie Dog menace??