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'Hillary Mania' Sweeps the Nation [Satire]
News max ^ | June 10, 2003 | Carl Limbacher

Posted on 06/10/2003 2:17:23 PM PDT by ewing

After Hillary's fabouous performance on the mock Barbara Walters Interview, what can only be best described as 'Hillary Mania' swept the country yesterday as the White House silverware thief and her entourage toured book stores around the goldfish bowl of liberal New York to meet with her devoted fanatics.

(most of whom seemed to me masculine looking middle aged women)

When asked what their favorite Hillary scandal was, the fans all had their favorites: 'I loved the time she called campaign aide Paul Fray a f'ing Jew B*astard,' said one woman.

Another said she actually had two favorite scandals, 'I love the time Hillary thanked Juanita Broderick for all that she had done for Bill right after she was raped by Bill and the time she hired private detectives as part of her 'bimbo eruptions' squad to get all of Bill's former victims to sign affadavits claiming they never had an affair with Bill.'

The women were beside themselves describing their favorite Hillary scandal. 'I liked the time she said there would be hell to pay if her thugs didn't didn't fire the travel office on false charges of theft which had destroyed the careers of people who had been there for 30 years,' said one woman.

'No, no, no' said another as they sqealed with delight. 'I liked the time she had Bill pardon FALN terrorists who bombed NYC and Chicago 130 times even though they never asked to be pardoned just so she could ingratiate herself to a bunch of Puerto Rican psychos and get their votes!'

'Oh thats nothing,' said one woman..'How about the time she kissed Arafats wife Soha right after she cursed out the Jews because Hillary was so overjoyed at the remark? That was pure genius!

Or the time she was adamant on Larry King that she had no intention of running for office, or even thought about of running for office and then runs for Senator.

Just like she is saying now that she hasn't even thought about running for the Presidency which means she's going to run for the Presidency! I love it! She is my favorite liar of all time!' (besides Baghdad Bob)

(Excerpt) Read more at newsmax.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: District of Columbia; US: New York
KEYWORDS: book; hills; livinghistory; queen; satire
enjoy..I though this deserved a stand alone
1 posted on 06/10/2003 2:17:23 PM PDT by ewing
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To: ewing
Bttt
2 posted on 06/10/2003 2:29:29 PM PDT by firewalk
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To: ewing
This is great, but is this the whole article? The link to the Excert only went to their home page, and I couldn't find it from there.
3 posted on 06/10/2003 2:45:24 PM PDT by ILBBACH (Beethoven rules!)
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